Man: Where have Du been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.
Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Du stay there?
Man: If I could see Du naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Du naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Du fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Du got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Du want me.
Woman: Du know, you're dead right...I want Du to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.
Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Du stay there?
Man: If I could see Du naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Du naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Du fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Du got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Du want me.
Woman: Du know, you're dead right...I want Du to go away!
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but Du pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of Du is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but Du pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of Du is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
As soon as I drop the Titel of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a Debatte whether oder not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action Anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms oder flames. But Micheal bucht would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal bucht would make it Mehr understandable for an international audience.
What do Du think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action Anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms oder flames. But Micheal bucht would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal bucht would make it Mehr understandable for an international audience.
What do Du think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one Mehr time before I go
I'll let Du know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save Du now
The king is down
It's do oder die!
Nobody can save Du now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Du now
IT'S DO oder DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save Du now
The king is down
It's do oder die!
Nobody can save Du now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Du now
IT'S DO oder DIE
Just one Mehr time before I go
I'll let Du know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let Du know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save Du now
The king is down
It's do oder die!
Nobody can save Du now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Du now
IT'S DO oder DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save Du now
The king is down
It's do oder die!
Nobody can save Du now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Du now
IT'S DO oder DIE
Just one Mehr time before I go
I'll let Du know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now