Man: Where have Du been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.

Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Du stay there?

Man: If I could see Du naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Du naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when Du fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Du got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that Du want me.
Woman: Du know, you're dead right...I want Du to go away!