Zufällig Article: 50 Zufällig Questions:

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posted by ase

1. Do Du like pie?

2. Are you, oder have Du ever been a squirrel?

3. Are Du afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are Du a people person oder a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have Du ever wondered what it would be like if Du were an apple?

7. Have Du ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can Du get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have Du ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have Du ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do Du have a sword handy?

14. Do Du like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are Du a thingy-majiger oder a Thingamabob?

17. Do Du like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did Du buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did Du notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are Du so cheap Du would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have Du ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If Du sagte 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did Du kill your teddy bär when Du were little?

26. Did Du know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are Du a possum?

28. Do Du like waffles?

29. Have Du ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If Du could breathe in space, would Du go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, oder a black hole?

31. Are Du suicidal?

32. If Du sagte 'yes' to 31: Have Du committed suicide yet?

33. Do Du smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, oder have Du ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do Du like eggs and bacon?

36. Are Du a rabid squirrel?

37. Do Du eat yourself?

38. Do Du eat other people?

39. Have Du ever died?

40. Are Du on the right path in life... oder are Du on the left one?

41. Do Du eat feathers?

42. Are Du dumber than a dodo?

43. Can Du float like a rock?

44. Are Du blonde, brunette, oder pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have Du ever dyed your butt?

46. Do Du walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your Favorit color nose?

48. Are Du a pig?

49. Are Du a cannibal?

50. Are Du glad this is over?

deathding, wordydirds and 8 others like this

ZukoQweenz95 answer to 39: sadly, yes. BUT I LIVED!

katana64 13. yes i do actually have a sword handy im telling the true truth 39. yes i have and it kinda hurt their are some drawbacks of being a neko ronin samurai nyan

Wolfdreamer9 1. Nope 2. I wish 3. Nope 4. person people? 5. 1/4? 6. Nope 7. lol, No 8. My dog will get you one...xD 9. Because you put salt in it. 10. ...no... 11. Idk. 12. Nope. 13. Nope. 14. Again, Nope. 15. Idk you. 16. Thingamabob 17. ..Nope.. 18. Yep! Jk 19. ..........Maybe... 20. Yes 21. No 22. Never been in a submarine. 23. I didn't say yes =P 25. ...I think I did..xD 26. lol? 27. No, I'm a dog.. 28. No i like Pudding! 29. No lab rats are going to. xD 30. Mars or a black hole...not sure which...always wondered whats in that black hole... 31. Nope 32. ...no...... 33. ..........Maybe............................ 34. I don't like Pie 35. I like eggs but I don't eat bacon anymore. 36. No! I am a dog!!! xD 37. Nah.. 38. ........Maybe..........Jk 39. In my dream I had a week ago. 40. I'm on the left one....I think....xD 41. *-* 42. Sometimes. 43. Nope. 44. Red. <---got sun burned yesterday. 45. Thought about doing that a few times....lol jk 46. Good idea... 47. Blue 48. Nope 49. Nope 50. .....*cries*....lol

Teawanee 1. Do you like pie? Depends on the kind. 2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel? hey! what happens in vages, stays in vages! 3. Are you afraid of Pancakes? Not anymore. 4. Are you a people person or a person people? Person people. 5. How many months are in a watermelon? 1 and a half. 6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple? it's difficult not to when u live in pa. 7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too? Wat?! Too? just cuz im german doesn't make Me a nazi! 8. Can you get me a soda? If u pay me for the soda, gas money, buy me a car, and tell me were u live. 9. Why is water so dry? cuz i drank it all, duh! 10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans) No, i want to be from inner mexico. 11. Are people actually rabid horses? U no the secret too?? 12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake? No, tho ive eated the legs of one. they're good. 13. Do you have a sword handy? *shady eyes* What kind u lookin for? 14. Do you like pie? YUCK! NOOO!!! 15. Am I weird to you? No, Cuz im weirder. 16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob? Neither, imma whats-her-face. 17. Do you like to feel cow patties? No, tho i like to feel cows. there fluffy! (I petted a cow earlier today, not kidding.) 18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two? No, it was counting to two in french! 19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay? No, i sold it on e-bay. 20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question? Yeah, but i thought the second one was code for something else. 21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper? wait, i have a baby?! O wait, it was one of the things that stayed in vegas. 22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged? No, but i opened the door of a plane while it was submerged. 23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun? It sounds like it would be! 25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little? No, it killed me. 26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny? Yeah, i'm still luaghing from it! 27. Are you a possum? Yep. no playing kick the possum! 28. Do you like waffles? In what way? 29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world? No, the true rulers of the world, cats, won't let them. 30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole? Well, I would like to see my real family again, so pluto. 31. Are you suicidal? *Stabs self with knife* Oh! missed again! 32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet? Yeah, i do all the time. But i have Kenny McCormick syndrome, so it doesn't do any good. 33. Do you smoke... broccoli? No, i smoke califlour! 34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie? No, One of the few pie's ive never been. 35. Do you like eggs and bacon? Only the truely insane do not! 36. Are you a rabid squirrel? I'm rabit, but no longer a squirrel. 37. Do you eat yourself? Not MYSELF...hehe *perverted grin* 38. Do you eat other people? see last question. 39. Have you ever died? see question 25. 40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one? Left is more fun! 41. Do you eat feathers? Only if they r attached to a full grown emu. 42. Are you dumber than a dodo? Dodo's aren't acctually dumb, they were thought to be dumb, because they had no natural enimes, and therefore were not afraid of humans when we discovered them, and we could walk up to them and kill them easily. Which is why they are now extinct. 43. Can you float like a rock? No, i float like a waffle. 44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)? Non of the above. i'm purple. 45. Have you ever dyed your butt? No, i use a wig. 46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories? No, i walk to dunkin' doughnuts to gain calories. 47. Is your favorite color nose? Purple, just like mine! 48. Are you a pig? I am now! 49. Are you a cannibal? No, but i dated one once. he ate me. 50. Are you glad this is over? No, it was fun MORE!!!!!

cleo-mermaid 7u8u[u9u8y8y=[yio0uoiuj[uihyuygpu[iou[phyyuii, to anwer your questions..

carrieicecream 1. Do you like pie? Duh 2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel? THANK GOD NO 3. Are you afraid of Pancakes? Heck yes 4. Are you a people person or a person people? There's no such thing as person people, silly 5. How many months are in a watermelon? 42 6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple? Nah, I'd MUCH rather be a coconut 7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too? My best friend is Jewish. T_T 8. Can you get me a soda? Get it yourself. And while you're there, can you get me a Sprite? 9. Why is water so dry? Don't question the natural order of things. 10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans) Yes, then I'd speak Spanish & wouldn't have to suffer through Spanish class!!! 11. Are people actually rabid horses? Don't even joke about that. Four Americans every year die from rabies. 12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake? Dude, snakes don't have ears. 13. Do you have a sword handy? Actually yes, it's right here in my room. 14. Do you like pie? See question 1. 15. Am I weird to you? Obviously. 16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob? [b]You want thingamabobs?[/b] I got twenty. 17. Do you like to feel cow patties? I like to feel them between my teeth. 18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two? Uno, dos. 19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay? Heck no, I got mine from Disneyworld. 20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question? Yes, and it ain't funny man. 21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper? That's sick and I would call CPS on anyone who did. 22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged? Duh. I'm a mermaid, how else would I get out of it? 23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun? All I did was open a hatch... 25. Did you kill your teddy bear when you were little? IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I WAS ATTACKED! 26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny? You know what's funnier than 24? 25!!!! XD 27. Are you a possum? No, but a possum come a knockin' at your door. 28. Do you like waffles? YES WE LIKE WAFFLES. 29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world? Don't underestimate the power of chipmunks singing modern pop songs. 30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole? Awww, no Neptune? :'( 31. Are you suicidal? No. 32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet? It's not even funny to joke about that. 33. Do you smoke... broccoli? HUGS NOT DRUGS. 34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie? I just said I EAT pie. I ain't no cannibal. 35. Do you like eggs and bacon?YES :D 36. Are you a rabid squirrel? Refer to questions 2 and 11. 37. Do you eat yourself? I bite my nails... 38. Do you eat other people? I AIN'T NO CANNIBAL. 39. Have you ever died? Not to my knowledge. 40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one? Hey, I was just told to follow the yellow brick road. 41. Do you eat feathers? No, I don't want to get rabies! See question 11. 42. Are you dumber than a dodo? Heck no, I'm in all AP classes. 43. Can you float like a rock? Rocks don't float you goon. 44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)? This makes no sense so I'm just gonna go with brunette. 45. Have you ever dyed your butt? I've dyed eggs! c: 46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories? Sure, but I don't buy any. 47. Is your favorite color nose? My nose is not green, so no. 48. Are you a pig? I'm a flippin mermaid. 49. Are you a cannibal? See question 38. 50. Are you glad this is over? Meh.

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Marilyn Monroe Zitate

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Du make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Du get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Du through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest busch Zitate

posted by joe-kerr

Hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Zitate are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

oben, nach oben 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope Du like this one better than the first one please leave a Kommentar if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy bär reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy bär and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and sagte it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy bär the sales man gave the girls the Teddy bär for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy bär evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy bär ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about Liebe

posted by wakana

1. People are Mehr likely to tilt their heads to the right when Küssen instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Liebe song was written 4,000 years Vor and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Liebe relationships began with one oder both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Liebe can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current oben, nach oben 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current oben, nach oben 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Liebe this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big Fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this Liste actually....

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Online Dating

posted by TruBerries

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Schreiben this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did oder are doing this, oder that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and Liebe and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

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21 Funny Zitate =P

posted by Bella_Dhampir

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do Du have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

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Emo poems

posted by invadercalliope

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My herz is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Liebe i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

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Billboards oben, nach oben 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED Du NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY Du LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY Du ARE-Bruno...

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to Suchen the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh Du just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if Du can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place Du look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would Du keep...

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Mehr blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Du tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her Mehr attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Du say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Du boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Du guys all play for the Green bucht Packers?

Q: How do Du make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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I Liebe Du IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou transporter, van je!

16. English -- I Liebe you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the Weiter thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just sagte that, I unlock the same apartment building...

nytimes

posted by pikachu00

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square oder rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the Antwort to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each Frage with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The Antwort that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The Antwort will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

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the corona virus song

posted by pinkbloom

I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But Schauspielen like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our Musik and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP

Now we're under covers
Fast vorwärts-, nach vorn to 18, me and my bett are Mehr than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...

oben, nach oben 10 Greatest Supervillains (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just Lesen about them could give Du weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...

2019 Films I Recommend

posted by whatsupbugs

The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This Liste includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Dumbo

Frozen 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family

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Thank Du Silent Force

posted by whatsupbugs

Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big Fan of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow Fan of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated Anime the attention and Liebe they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a Mehr fun website, but most of all, thank Du for being a great friend. Du are truly a celestial legend.