1. Do Du like pie?
2. Are you, oder have Du ever been a squirrel?
3. Are Du afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are Du a people person oder a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have Du ever wondered what it would be like if Du were an apple?
7. Have Du ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can Du get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have Du ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have Du ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do Du have a sword handy?
14. Do Du like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are Du a thingy-majiger oder a Thingamabob?
17. Do Du like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did Du buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did Du notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are Du so cheap Du would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have Du ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If Du sagte 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did Du kill your teddy bär when Du were little?
26. Did Du know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are Du a possum?
28. Do Du like waffles?
29. Have Du ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If Du could breathe in space, would Du go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, oder a black hole?
31. Are Du suicidal?
32. If Du sagte 'yes' to 31: Have Du committed suicide yet?
33. Do Du smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, oder have Du ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do Du like eggs and bacon?
36. Are Du a rabid squirrel?
37. Do Du eat yourself?
38. Do Du eat other people?
39. Have Du ever died?
40. Are Du on the right path in life... oder are Du on the left one?
41. Do Du eat feathers?
42. Are Du dumber than a dodo?
43. Can Du float like a rock?
44. Are Du blonde, brunette, oder pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have Du ever dyed your butt?
46. Do Du walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your Favorit color nose?
48. Are Du a pig?
49. Are Du a cannibal?
50. Are Du glad this is over?
2. Are you, oder have Du ever been a squirrel?
3. Are Du afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are Du a people person oder a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have Du ever wondered what it would be like if Du were an apple?
7. Have Du ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can Du get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have Du ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have Du ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do Du have a sword handy?
14. Do Du like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are Du a thingy-majiger oder a Thingamabob?
17. Do Du like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did Du buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did Du notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are Du so cheap Du would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have Du ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If Du sagte 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did Du kill your teddy bär when Du were little?
26. Did Du know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are Du a possum?
28. Do Du like waffles?
29. Have Du ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If Du could breathe in space, would Du go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, oder a black hole?
31. Are Du suicidal?
32. If Du sagte 'yes' to 31: Have Du committed suicide yet?
33. Do Du smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, oder have Du ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do Du like eggs and bacon?
36. Are Du a rabid squirrel?
37. Do Du eat yourself?
38. Do Du eat other people?
39. Have Du ever died?
40. Are Du on the right path in life... oder are Du on the left one?
41. Do Du eat feathers?
42. Are Du dumber than a dodo?
43. Can Du float like a rock?
44. Are Du blonde, brunette, oder pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have Du ever dyed your butt?
46. Do Du walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your Favorit color nose?
48. Are Du a pig?
49. Are Du a cannibal?
50. Are Du glad this is over?