Zufällig Article: Life as a Bird

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posted by MiizLadiDiime

I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless Du wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab Du with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause Du a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
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life_is_a_dream thats awesome!!

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This made me laugh so hard i almost died...

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it's FREAKING hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i Liebe it! except for zee creepy-looking, exorcist girl.

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WAKE UP PEOPLE! HELL IS REAL! HELL IS A REALITY! REPENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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How Girls Pack A Suitcase

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I-I just... this is so sad... I don't know why. My herz is hurt. I am feeling all the feels.

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Schokolade Stains

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Awkward Teenager

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Luhan (EXO-M)

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My Snow Painting

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I want GTA 5 right now!

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Half Life 2: Episode 3

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What I did for mission 118

posted by numnumyellow67

Here is a story of what happened when I went with my Mum to the place prom was going to be.

I was there with my two older sisters, and a guy came up to change the trash bags.
"Hey, we should stalk him and see what he does", my Sekunde eldest sister said.
She was kidding, but I didn't care.
"Time to commence mission 118", I sagte into my wrist watch that didn't exist.
I followed him into a room down the hall, well I didn't go in. If I did he would have saw me for sure, so I hid around the corner.
He came out and walked past me, standing Weiter to a Wand Schauspielen casual.
I followed him out into a different...

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