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posted by MiizLadiDiime
I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless Du wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab Du with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause Du a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
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posted by r260897
now standing on last Tag of Jahr
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
Tag Von Tag we got used to
night Von night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
Weiter time we'll say
"damn our herz still misses
THE 2011"
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posted by JapanHetalia
It was the girls first Weihnachten at the orphanage she longed so badly to be with a family. It didn't stop her bliss of Christmas. The only bad thing was all her Friends were adopted so she was lonely. She ate her meager meal opened her one present and went to bett and that was the way it was Jahr after year.

And the girl was weakening, but every Jahr she had the hope that it would be adopted for Christmas. Her eighth Jahr at the orphanage, and probably her last she had two Friends who were with her last Weihnachten and that made her happy. With tears streaming down her face, she made ​​one...
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posted by green6244
Okay, so when i was eleven, my Friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it Mehr fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i sagte in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my Friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good Tag to ya now. Cheerio!" I sagte and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
posted by karpach_13
Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell Du how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are Du two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, Du look so much alike I would have thought Du were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were Du when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...
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posted by katana64
swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like Pistolen and missiles to make them feuer and kill Von themselves. a sword can be used to hurt oder even kill people.
the Sekunde way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long Lost Friends and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...
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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are Du the real god
God:
Are Du doubting me? Don't Du know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are Du serious? Are Du testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are Du asking about? I am glad to hear that Du are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if Du are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether oder not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god oder G.O.D was a Great Orange...
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