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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty oder santino marella. oder even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what Du heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a hemd, shirt over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom

7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way Du Make Me Feel oder Beat It oder any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)

8 act drunk

9 act hiper

10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food

11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way Du ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you

12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)

13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can Zeigen then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly oder hot they are
posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed Von a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I schlagen, punsch boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the erdnuss butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet Du Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy bär is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight Du go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that Du won't kill me.

Du buy weapons and guns.

Du are certainly hooked.

Du go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the Bones are torn.

Du cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

Du may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But Du should not go a-killing.

Du like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No Mehr talking, no Mehr beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a Jahr now,

Du have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the oben, nach oben of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the Shop has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the Shop

if Du have done one oder Mehr of these tips Du should have benn thron out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



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President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

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posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here Schreiben about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and sagte stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves Schauspielen it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the Tag I Lost all my Friends lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in Jahr 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat Weiter to Fred who i had sat Weiter to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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