1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty oder santino marella. oder even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what Du heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a hemd, shirt over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom

7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way Du Make Me Feel oder Beat It oder any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)

8 act drunk

9 act hiper

10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food

11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way Du ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you

12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)

13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can Zeigen then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly oder hot they are