Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Du leave the toilet sitz up?
Peele: hündin WHY WAS Du LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Du even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I sagte whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I sagte whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) Du are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess Du learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line Von Mel Gibson.. He sagte "I hope Du get rapped Von a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he sagte a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will Du have KISS with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the schlagen, punsch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH Du WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the schlagen, punsch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And Du know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#9:
Killer: I will cover Du in gasoline and set Du on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny Du should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
Killer; Why Du doing to me!? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!!
Key; whoawhoawhoa, somebody needs a vacation.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! Du A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I sagte biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
VelJohnson: I AM AN ACTOR GENE, I WAS IN DIE HARD DAMMIT! FUCK STEVE URKEL
Producer: Du WILL SUCK STEVE URKEL'S DICK IF Du HAVE TOO! Du WILL HE IS OUR brot AND BUTTER, Du MOTHERFUCKER! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!!!
VelJohnson: I'M A FUCKING ACTOR, GENE! I HAVE DONE Mehr COCAINE THAN Du WEIGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW Du killed her.. Du have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's Du standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
Peele; Du have no evidence man.
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Peele: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Key: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Peele: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off. Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Peele; Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Peel (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's NOT, FUNNY!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my bett and hanging them from the ceiling Fan at night?
Peele; Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have Du been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?!
Monday: What? No.
Peele: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that!
(glass shatters obviously from the ghost)
Jarold; Whoa! Who did that?
Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the FUCK just did that!?
Key; WHICH ONE OF Du JUST, THREW, THAT, BOTTLE?!
Jonald: What are we even talking about right now? Peele: Did Du fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! FUCK YOU! I didn't throw it!
Peele: Well, did Du fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! Du WOULD do that, Brendon.
Key: Dude, no! I DIDN'T THROW THAT BOTTLLE!!
Peele: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Monday: Yeah, Du did do that!
Key: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though! This is just destructive!
Peele; What about you, Monday? Did Du throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and Du even sagte some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well obviously (points at ghost) it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Ping: (loud roar)
Jarold: Good point, Ping.. Come on guys, lets cool cool it with the profanity. Du know Ping is very religious.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. Du ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are Du Channing?
Key; why Du in a van
(killer closes doors and speeds off)
Key: (happily) Is that a meathook?
#18:
Peele: Du WILL RESPECT ME! Du LITTLE SHIT!!
19;
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
20;
Teacher; A-A-Ron! Where are you? Where is A-A-Ron right now? No A-A-Ron, huh? Well, Du better be sick, dead, oder mute, A-A-Ron!
Student: Here!
Teacher: ... Why didn't Du answer me the first time I sagte it.
Student; huh?
Teacher I'm just— y'know, I'm just askin', y'know. I sagte it, like, four times, so why didn't Du say it the first time I sagte "A-A-Ron"?
Aaron: ...Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Teacher: SON OF A BITCH! (turns and around and swipes everything off his desk) Du DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON! Now take your arsch on down to O-Shag-Henessy's office right now and tell him what Du did!
Aaron: Who?
Teacher: O-Shag-Henessy!
Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Teacher: Get out of my goddamned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! (Aaron flees)
Teacher; Inceboradant.. And chirdless.
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The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: The player...
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinsforth V: T.J.! A.J.!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...formerly known...
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE: EEEEE!!!
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith: [Construction noise.] LEWITH!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...as Mousecop.
Donkey Teeth: And Donkey Teeth!
22;
Key, Peele, and several other black people form a flash mob dance to Musik that sounds very much like Thriller..
White Man: RACE WARRRRRR! IT'S A GODDAMN RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (Starts gun).
Chaos invades the streets.
Key; Flash mob is cancelled.. Flash mob is cancelled..
23;
Wendell; Wow.. Du really do care about Clara.
pizza man; I do
Wendell breaks a window rather than admit she isn't real.
Wendell; OH MY GOD CLARA JUST GOT SHOT!
pizza man; What, no!
Wendell; Oh god, just got her in the neck, she's dead, she's dead! I'm calling the cops she's dead. (hangs up)
pizza man; CLARA!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wendell; Chinesse it is..
24;
Teacher; AIN'T NONE OF Du OLD ENOUGH, O BE IN NO DAMN CLUB!!
25;
Warlord: What!?
Mook: But I did find something better: boiling hot water.
Warlord: What are Du going to do wi-
Mook: (pours the boiling water on the warlord's crotch)
Warlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs out of the room and towards the fighting) I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL-
Mook: (horrified) Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
26;
Black, vagina.
BONUS;
Peele; Most whiite girls give a ''awkward''.. hündin it wasn't awkward TIL Du sagte SOMETHING
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Du leave the toilet sitz up?
Peele: hündin WHY WAS Du LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Du even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I sagte whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I sagte whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) Du are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess Du learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line Von Mel Gibson.. He sagte "I hope Du get rapped Von a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he sagte a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will Du have KISS with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the schlagen, punsch line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH Du WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the schlagen, punsch line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And Du know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#9:
Killer: I will cover Du in gasoline and set Du on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny Du should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
Killer; Why Du doing to me!? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!!
Key; whoawhoawhoa, somebody needs a vacation.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! Du A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I sagte biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
VelJohnson: I AM AN ACTOR GENE, I WAS IN DIE HARD DAMMIT! FUCK STEVE URKEL
Producer: Du WILL SUCK STEVE URKEL'S DICK IF Du HAVE TOO! Du WILL HE IS OUR brot AND BUTTER, Du MOTHERFUCKER! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!!!
VelJohnson: I'M A FUCKING ACTOR, GENE! I HAVE DONE Mehr COCAINE THAN Du WEIGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW Du killed her.. Du have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's Du standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
Peele; Du have no evidence man.
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Peele: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Key: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Peele: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off. Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Peele; Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Peel (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's NOT, FUNNY!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my bett and hanging them from the ceiling Fan at night?
Peele; Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have Du been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?!
Monday: What? No.
Peele: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that!
(glass shatters obviously from the ghost)
Jarold; Whoa! Who did that?
Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the FUCK just did that!?
Key; WHICH ONE OF Du JUST, THREW, THAT, BOTTLE?!
Jonald: What are we even talking about right now? Peele: Did Du fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! FUCK YOU! I didn't throw it!
Peele: Well, did Du fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! Du WOULD do that, Brendon.
Key: Dude, no! I DIDN'T THROW THAT BOTTLLE!!
Peele: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Monday: Yeah, Du did do that!
Key: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though! This is just destructive!
Peele; What about you, Monday? Did Du throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and Du even sagte some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well obviously (points at ghost) it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Ping: (loud roar)
Jarold: Good point, Ping.. Come on guys, lets cool cool it with the profanity. Du know Ping is very religious.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. Du ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are Du Channing?
Key; why Du in a van
(killer closes doors and speeds off)
Key: (happily) Is that a meathook?
#18:
Peele: Du WILL RESPECT ME! Du LITTLE SHIT!!
19;
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
20;
Teacher; A-A-Ron! Where are you? Where is A-A-Ron right now? No A-A-Ron, huh? Well, Du better be sick, dead, oder mute, A-A-Ron!
Student: Here!
Teacher: ... Why didn't Du answer me the first time I sagte it.
Student; huh?
Teacher I'm just— y'know, I'm just askin', y'know. I sagte it, like, four times, so why didn't Du say it the first time I sagte "A-A-Ron"?
Aaron: ...Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Teacher: SON OF A BITCH! (turns and around and swipes everything off his desk) Du DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON! Now take your arsch on down to O-Shag-Henessy's office right now and tell him what Du did!
Aaron: Who?
Teacher: O-Shag-Henessy!
Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Teacher: Get out of my goddamned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! (Aaron flees)
Teacher; Inceboradant.. And chirdless.
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The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: The player...
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinsforth V: T.J.! A.J.!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...formerly known...
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE: EEEEE!!!
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith: [Construction noise.] LEWITH!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...as Mousecop.
Donkey Teeth: And Donkey Teeth!
22;
Key, Peele, and several other black people form a flash mob dance to Musik that sounds very much like Thriller..
White Man: RACE WARRRRRR! IT'S A GODDAMN RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (Starts gun).
Chaos invades the streets.
Key; Flash mob is cancelled.. Flash mob is cancelled..
23;
Wendell; Wow.. Du really do care about Clara.
pizza man; I do
Wendell breaks a window rather than admit she isn't real.
Wendell; OH MY GOD CLARA JUST GOT SHOT!
pizza man; What, no!
Wendell; Oh god, just got her in the neck, she's dead, she's dead! I'm calling the cops she's dead. (hangs up)
pizza man; CLARA!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wendell; Chinesse it is..
24;
Teacher; AIN'T NONE OF Du OLD ENOUGH, O BE IN NO DAMN CLUB!!
25;
Warlord: What!?
Mook: But I did find something better: boiling hot water.
Warlord: What are Du going to do wi-
Mook: (pours the boiling water on the warlord's crotch)
Warlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs out of the room and towards the fighting) I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL-
Mook: (horrified) Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
26;
Black, vagina.
BONUS;
Peele; Most whiite girls give a ''awkward''.. hündin it wasn't awkward TIL Du sagte SOMETHING
10. Sing “Bad Touch” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
There is a topless Foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied Von some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged Foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sagte her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied Von some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged Foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sagte her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If Du think Du Lesen all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Fan Twilight fan, wait until Du read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted Von the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate Tiere that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a welpe at the time.
Du would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two Tiere connected from the first moment. Now the two Tiere are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Hayley
Kat: Du spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Du know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Liebe AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Du stay since Du live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Du know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Liebe AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Du stay since Du live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
