???: Excuse us, but the administrators of Fanpop have told us to lock Du in here. But have no worries, for we have gegeben Du a fun task to work on while they want Du trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want Du to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I sagte here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY star, sterne WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR arsch SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the Tag when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I Liebe this song! link
I will literally drive Du to delirium Von making Du think whether oder not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have Du got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are Du doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of Zufällig shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I Mitmachen you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE Friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have Du ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a oben, nach oben secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously Singen a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
*Accurate Representation*
...Just what in the FUCK did Du guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay Du at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the Fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like Du don't care, gliiiide Von the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a Fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's Mehr empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the Fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. Du hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 Sekunden later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie Du up quickly oder what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but Du forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare Du accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, Du all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can Du tell me when Fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', Du guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so Lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that bohne doesn't count, be quiet!
One Mehr word outta Du and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and Schauspielen like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
