How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, Du don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 Jahr old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can Du get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are Babys ugly at first?
"How about Du stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how Du look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in Liebe with your dog?
"... Du need help"
Do Du Katzen know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously Du never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if Du paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my schildkröte is gay?
"you Zeigen it your penis, and see if it stares for Mehr than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a Frage on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do Du tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a safe, sicher country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us Essen to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildkröte against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this Jahr for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too Mitmachen a certain race?
"Not if Du ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do Du hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do Du Mitmachen Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, Du don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 Jahr old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can Du get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are Babys ugly at first?
"How about Du stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how Du look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in Liebe with your dog?
"... Du need help"
Do Du Katzen know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously Du never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if Du paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my schildkröte is gay?
"you Zeigen it your penis, and see if it stares for Mehr than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a Frage on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do Du tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a safe, sicher country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us Essen to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildkröte against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this Jahr for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too Mitmachen a certain race?
"Not if Du ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do Du hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do Du Mitmachen Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My herz is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Liebe i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My herz is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Liebe i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This Liste includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Dumbo
Frozen 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Dumbo
Frozen 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family
Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.
Silent Force is a big Fan of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow Fan of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated Anime the attention and Liebe they deserve.
Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.
Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.
Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a Mehr fun website, but most of all, thank Du for being a great friend. Du are truly a celestial legend.
Silent Force is a big Fan of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow Fan of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated Anime the attention and Liebe they deserve.
Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.
Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.
Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a Mehr fun website, but most of all, thank Du for being a great friend. Du are truly a celestial legend.