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What to Do if Du Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach Du what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF Du HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if Du have no life, Du know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if Du do it, you'll have a life. And if Du have a life, then Du wouldn't be looking up what to do when Du don't have one. So don't do it and look up Artikel on what to do when Du have no life.

5. Clean up your room

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)

6. Make yourself some cookies

I Liebe cookies. The Schokolade chip kind.

7. Play Pokemon Go

Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!

8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor

I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.

9. Go camping

I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.

10. Stop Lesen this

Dummy.

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CokeTheUmbreon I'll play ORAS but not GO. I ain't got a phone. Then I do a [i]Pokémon: Aura Warriors[/I] RP with my peeps. It's been slow since both of my members are busy atm. All in all, nice article. Gotta catch dem all indeed!

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie Review

posted by NagisaFurukawa-

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.

So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing Anime live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC Filme change and is not similar to the comics and Cartoons sometimes....

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White brot is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown brot is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Arsenium - Rumadai (Everybody dance)

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Ex- O-zone band member

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What Makes A Character Truly Evil

posted by zanhar1

The embodiment of evil.

This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he oder she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD Du PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp star, sterne for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, rosa skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp star, sterne as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop star, sterne I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop star, sterne and flew...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has Du reunite a zoophile with his Favorit horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when Du do the "right" thing, Du often end up making people's lives worse. Du give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with Du to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who Du helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Jibril (No Game No Life)

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Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Wird angezeigt Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

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The 7 Golden Rules for Good Life

posted by miisous92

What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?

1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed Von your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct oder alter.

3-Experience...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Sansa's Weird Tag

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Fan story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and sagte "How's it going?"

She sagte "Bad and I won't tell Du why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow sagte "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically sagte "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon sagte "Sister...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the Titel of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in Mehr cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important Frage of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

Sugar Glider.

added by PsychoTeddy

Source: Sugar Glider

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Iron Maiden

added by shaneoohmac13

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The Youtube Screwups

posted by alexischaos2004

Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, Mitmachen me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.

Ah... Youtube. You're one of my Favorit websites in the entire history of the internet. The content Du Zeigen me is truly enlightening. I always watch the Videos Du have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I Liebe you, Youtube.

WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop Artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this Artikel even remotely seriously, then Du probably aren't as smart as Du think Du are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, Du need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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Ten Mehr childhood ruining facts

posted by Canada24

#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied Von the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was Schauspielen very...

schildkröte Sandwich: Updated Update

posted by TheMagicLoki

I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the schildkröte Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change: