So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach Du what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF Du HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if Du have no life, Du know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if Du do it, you'll have a life. And if Du have a life, then Du wouldn't be looking up what to do when Du don't have one. So don't do it and look up Artikel on what to do when Du have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I Liebe cookies. The Schokolade chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop Lesen this
Dummy.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF Du HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if Du have no life, Du know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if Du do it, you'll have a life. And if Du have a life, then Du wouldn't be looking up what to do when Du don't have one. So don't do it and look up Artikel on what to do when Du have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I Liebe cookies. The Schokolade chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop Lesen this
Dummy.
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted lachs (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed reis in a reis bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the reis won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed reis on your hand and put your Favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled lachs on the rice. Push the filling into the reis lightly. Hold the reis between your palms. Form the reis into a round, a triangle, oder a cylinder Von pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the reis ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. wickeln, wickeln sie the reis ball with a strip of nori oder sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: Du got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Liebe it!
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other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Du call it have Du credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: Du got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Liebe it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Du call right now we will also send Du a what ever Du call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 Mehr dollers shiping and handleing! Du GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Du call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Du call it have Du credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL Tag BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST star, sterne IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Du have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! Gir EVERYONE LOVES Du THE MOST Du HAVE THE MOST Fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Filme i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Bücher i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Filme i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Bücher i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Du get when Du scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Du know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Du just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. fisch fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Du get when Du scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Du know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Du just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. fisch fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Du admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Du admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konzert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Stunde Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singen I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sitz Ooh K Then erpel, drake Sad Du Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There erpel, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singen Along Giving Him Blumen Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Lesen And You're Comments