real Zitate Von me..
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way oder anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no Mehr than what Du expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing Mehr to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable Du just want to take everything Du own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site"
"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But Von the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired Von the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can Du get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss Du off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! Du have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm Lesen your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality Quiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the Quelle of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they sagte they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did Du expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I Zeigen how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of Von now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my Liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Du refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and Du will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way oder anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no Mehr than what Du expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing Mehr to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable Du just want to take everything Du own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site"
"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But Von the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired Von the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can Du get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss Du off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! Du have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm Lesen your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality Quiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the Quelle of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they sagte they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did Du expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I Zeigen how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of Von now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my Liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Du refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and Du will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four Jahr old Amber,
A 12 Jahr old Kennedy,A 5 Jahr old Harper,And then there's 9 Jahr old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Puppen back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Du want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten Minuten later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Du know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Du as the Babysitter cause Du have 7 siblings and Du all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 Jahr old Kennedy,A 5 Jahr old Harper,And then there's 9 Jahr old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Puppen back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Du want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten Minuten later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Du know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Du as the Babysitter cause Du have 7 siblings and Du all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. Du grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five Mehr songs, can Du believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sagte that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Weiter CD Rebecca promises to have a Mehr natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking Home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a wal drove Von in his sedan and sagte happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?