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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way oder anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no Mehr than what Du expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing Mehr to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable Du just want to take everything Du own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site"


"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But Von the narrations"


"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"


"I hate hearing my own voice"


"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired Von the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can Du get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss Du off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! Du have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm Lesen your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"


"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"


"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."


"A humor themed personality Quiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"


"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the Quelle of the noise"


"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they sagte they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did Du expect him to do!? Idiots!"


"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I Zeigen how things COULD of gone"


"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"


"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"


"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of Von now"


"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"


"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my Liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"


"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"


"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"


"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"


"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Du refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"


"Your die and Du will LIKE IT!!"


"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
Prologue

The sun is just Minuten from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny Babys lie on oben, nach oben writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their Bones will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...
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posted by misscrazel
PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, oder something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I Lost him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay Home from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some Weltraum empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to Zeigen up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them Mehr vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
posted by misscrazel
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"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I Lost my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined Von Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell Weiter to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
But haven't we all? I've sagte some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this Artikel is not about trying to get Du to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, Du may think that Du are alone, but there's...
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Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for Schauspielen like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular Zeigen universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...
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I was Schreiben this, and I want to know if it is any good before I contnue! Can I have your opinions and suggestions?
Chapter 2 isn't finished, so no Kommentar on the incompletion, please, it is a work in progress!

THANK YOU! :P








In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, oder put their Liebe at risk to stay alive.


Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had...
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So, I was Schreiben this book, and I didn't know if it would ba any good oder not, and I want your opinion on it before I continue Schreiben it, maybe Veröffentlichen it, and then make an arsch out of myself if it sucks..... So please be a critic on thi exerpt on the first chapter, and any suggestions, any opinions, will be aknowledged. :) Thank you!






Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of...
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1. Have a nap. If Du want to solve a problem, oder come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually Mehr creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way Du look at things - so talk and listen to everyone Du meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections Du make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure Du spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...
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Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of Bücher is the content which is the same however Du read them calm the fuck down Jesus christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a Jahr (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s...
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Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for abendessen and i’m going to be Home alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m Home alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never Home because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches....
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Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I Liebe him with my all my herz and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER...
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Du will be painful: remember that before Du get me.

2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...
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posted by E-Scope90
Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are Mehr likely to be right-handed than men Von about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every Tag in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity...
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posted by MrsPinkiePie
I’m just putting it out there that the Zufällig Fan club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the Zufällig Fan club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word Zufällig means being weird oder not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the Zufällig Fan club could be a MLP Kommentar the below it a HP Kommentar if no one understands this then the meaning of the Zufällig Fan club lives no longer so i beg for Du to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being Zufällig is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros
posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment Du took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
Du held them deep inside.
Struggles Du were going through
Du did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
Du didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt Du had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

Du will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by DramaQueen1020
Liste of things I love, and Liste of things I hate.
If anyone agrees Du can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute Katzen in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...
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posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...