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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: Von Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
Mehr well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh Du thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen Du f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't Du think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what Du say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear Du b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So Du better listen

That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in schloss town
Just give me some herz containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina

[Chorus]

[Ganon]
Yo Du low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled

Du really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and rock fad is so 2008

[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were Du dressed Von a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!
And Du look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old

[Ganon]
Du think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k Mehr like
L-i-n-Gay

[Link]
Man Du should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie Du told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The Tag Du got schooled!

[Chorus in background]


Actual Musik Video: link

I hope this helped Du in some way!
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