Legend of Zelda Rap: Von Smosh
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
Mehr well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh Du thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen Du f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't Du think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what Du say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear Du b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So Du better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in schloss town
Just give me some herz containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo Du low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
Du really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and rock fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were Du dressed Von a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And Du look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
Du think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k Mehr like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man Du should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie Du told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The Tag Du got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual Musik Video: link
I hope this helped Du in some way!
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
Mehr well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh Du thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen Du f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't Du think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what Du say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear Du b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So Du better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in schloss town
Just give me some herz containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo Du low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
Du really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and rock fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were Du dressed Von a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And Du look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
Du think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k Mehr like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man Du should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie Du told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The Tag Du got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual Musik Video: link
I hope this helped Du in some way!
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
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Okay, so a lot of you, oder hell, all of Du are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are Du doing this time?” All two of Du that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a Jahr Vor on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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