1.) A shrimp's herz is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is sagte to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an Stunde will increase the bacteria in your ear Von 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all kopiergerät, fotokopierer faults world-wide are caused Von people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains fisch scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If Du sneeze too hard Du can fracture a rib. If Du try to suppress a sneeze Du can rupture a blood vessel in your head oder neck and die. If Du keep your eyes open Von force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) Mehr than 50% of the people in the world have never made oder received a telephone call.
16.) Pferde can't vomit.
17.) Schmetterlinge taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's Babys die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell oder own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only Tiere that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 oder older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for Du to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A schnecke can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented Von a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. Du now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A krokodil cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this E-Mail will try to lick their elbow.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is sagte to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an Stunde will increase the bacteria in your ear Von 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all kopiergerät, fotokopierer faults world-wide are caused Von people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains fisch scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If Du sneeze too hard Du can fracture a rib. If Du try to suppress a sneeze Du can rupture a blood vessel in your head oder neck and die. If Du keep your eyes open Von force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) Mehr than 50% of the people in the world have never made oder received a telephone call.
16.) Pferde can't vomit.
17.) Schmetterlinge taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's Babys die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell oder own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only Tiere that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 oder older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for Du to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A schnecke can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented Von a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. Du now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A krokodil cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this E-Mail will try to lick their elbow.
Okay. Most of Du probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Berichten HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Berichten HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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