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1.) A shrimp's herz is in its head.

2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is sagte to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

4.) Wearing headphones for just an Stunde will increase the bacteria in your ear Von 700 times.

5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.

6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

8.) 23% of all kopiergerät, fotokopierer faults world-wide are caused Von people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

9.) Most lipstick contains fisch scales

10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

11.) If Du sneeze too hard Du can fracture a rib. If Du try to suppress a sneeze Du can rupture a blood vessel in your head oder neck and die. If Du keep your eyes open Von force they can pop out.

12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

15.) Mehr than 50% of the people in the world have never made oder received a telephone call.

16.) Pferde can't vomit.

17.) Schmetterlinge taste with their feet.

18.) When a clown fish's Babys die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.

19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

20.) On average people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.

21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell oder own chewing gum.

22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23.) Elephants are the only Tiere that can't jump.

24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 oder older.

25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

27.) It is physically impossible for Du to lick your elbow.

28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.

29.) A schnecke can sleep for three years.

30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

32.) The electric chair was invented Von a dentist.

33.) All polar bears are left handed.

34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. Du now have no gag reflex.

37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

38.) There is a town in France named Condom.

39.) A krokodil cannot stick its tongue out.

40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

42.) Almost everyone who reads this E-Mail will try to lick their elbow.
posted by nmdis
"Until You're Mine"


My state of mind has finally
got the best of me
I need Du Weiter to me
I'll try to find a way that I
could get to you
Just wanna get to you

The world I see is perfect now,
you're all around
With Du I can breathe

Until you're mine, I have to find
A way to fill this hole inside
I can't survive without Du here
Von my side
Until you're mine, not gonna be
Even close to complete
I won't rest until you're mine
Mine...

Alone inside, I can only hear
your voice
Ringing through the noise

Can't fight my mind, keeps on
coming back to you
Always back to you

Wanted something out of reach...
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posted by nmdis
NATURALLY
How Du choose to express yourself,
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally, it comes naturally.

You follow what Du feel inside,
It's intuitive, Du don't have to try
It comes naturally, mmh, it comes naturally.

And it takes my breath away,
What Du do, so naturally.

You are the thunder and I am the lightning,
And I Liebe the way Du know who Du are
And to me it's exciting,
When Du know it's meant to be.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
When you're with me, baby.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
Bay-bay-baby.

You have a way of moving me,
A force of nature,...
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 Senfinelin Forest
Senfinelin Forest
Aznr ran down the hügel to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Arrow in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded Von an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...
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posted by E-Scope90
Okay. Most of Du probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Berichten HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
link
posted by TeddyGlitter
link

(Don't be offended Von my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Friends "bitches")

See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When Du tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies Du tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my herz was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way Mehr active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs Vor that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy Tag back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the couch so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the küche and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Du can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? oder i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened Von the way it is how some people act) he sagte something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are Du sure Du don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a Fan of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Du press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
It was on my E-Mail and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and Pistolen and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bett and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bett he gets on oben, nach oben of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by KissKissHannah
So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to Suchen for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. Bücher I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, Sekunden before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk Von the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
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posted by Nuri__
 From the gate entrance.
From the gate entrance.
In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.







Let's start from the outside first.



Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
 Close up capture.
Close up capture.
 A view from the upstairs room.
A view from the upstairs room.
 Beautiful view.
Beautiful view.
 Another beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
 First picture from inside is the bedroom.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
 Dining room.
Dining room.
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 LOL as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.