Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak
Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort
Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes
Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday
Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty
Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding
Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry
Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook
Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet
Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe
Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man
Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday
Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back
Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view
Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world
Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning
Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"
Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken
Yo Moma so ugly,her kissen cry's at night
Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven
Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit Von a parked car
Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the star, sterne of Austin Powers was Michael Myers
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in
Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty sagte goodbye
Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed
Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo Moma so stupid,when I sagte "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder
Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean
Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a steak around her neck to get the Hunde to play with her
Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder sagte "I can't fix that!"
Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's Wand straße all Von herself
Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that fisch smoke
Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider
Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture sagte "I QUIT"
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the apfel, apple Store to get a Big MAC
Yo Moma so fat,I took a picture of her last Christmas,and it's still printing
Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak
Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort
Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes
Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday
Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty
Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding
Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry
Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook
Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet
Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe
Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man
Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday
Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back
Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view
Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world
Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning
Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"
Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken
Yo Moma so ugly,her kissen cry's at night
Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven
Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit Von a parked car
Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the star, sterne of Austin Powers was Michael Myers
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in
Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty sagte goodbye
Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed
Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo Moma so stupid,when I sagte "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder
Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean
Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a steak around her neck to get the Hunde to play with her
Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder sagte "I can't fix that!"
Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's Wand straße all Von herself
Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that fisch smoke
Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider
Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture sagte "I QUIT"
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the apfel, apple Store to get a Big MAC
Yo Moma so fat,I took a picture of her last Christmas,and it's still printing
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected Von wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited Von one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit oder other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that Du have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers oder water witches. Someone who can locate water oder Lost object with a rod oder wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see oder sense aura, oder energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected Von wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited Von one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit oder other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that Du have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers oder water witches. Someone who can locate water oder Lost object with a rod oder wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see oder sense aura, oder energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week Du eat oder want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 oder 10.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, Du never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Weiter in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Du know that face oder a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Du don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Weiter in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Du know that face oder a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Du don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------