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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook

Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family

Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet

Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe

Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man

Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail

Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday

Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back

Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view

Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world

Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning

Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"

Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken

Yo Moma so ugly,her kissen cry's at night

Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven

Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit Von a parked car

Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares

Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes

Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the star, sterne of Austin Powers was Michael Myers

Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application

Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in

Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty sagte goodbye

Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed

Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo Moma so stupid,when I sagte "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder

Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean

Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a steak around her neck to get the Hunde to play with her

Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder sagte "I can't fix that!"

Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper

Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's Wand straße all Von herself

Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team

Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that fisch smoke

Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider

Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture sagte "I QUIT"

Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the apfel, apple Store to get a Big MAC

Yo Moma so fat,I took a picture of her last Christmas,and it's still printing
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Liebe no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Du ever say I just walked away
I will always want Du
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Du

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Liebe
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Du ever did was break me
Yeah, Du wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Du high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Du let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever sagte to me

10. "If Du keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was gepostet on my Fanpop Wand Von Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her Wand letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do Du want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Du make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Du get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Du through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by joe-kerr
Hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Zitate are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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