Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!
*San Francisco, California*
Lemuel: *Driving*
Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!
Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let Du go!
*Suddenly, something stops the car*
Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!
feuer Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!
Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?
feuer Wolfe: *Hand becomes feuer and punches the car* Let her go!
Lemuel: *Gets out*
feuer Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*
Karamia: *Sees feuer Wolfe* Who are you???!!!
feuer Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*
Karamia: *Screaming*
*The Weiter day, Japantown, a small apartment*
Nick Wolfe: *Pokes at Karamia's face* Yo?
Karamia: *Wakes up* Where am I?
Nick Wolfe: This is my humble apartment. I'm Nick Wolfe, it's very nice to meet you.
Karamia: I am Karamia. It's nice to meet Du Nick Wolfe.
Luukah: *Sleeping*
Nick Wolfe: Is that your friend?
Karamia: *Nods*
Nick Wolfe: Oh that's nice *smiles*
Karamia: Why do Du want me?
Nick Wolfe: Oh. I need Du for something.
Karamia: What is it?
Nick Wolfe: I need your assistance in helping me find something.
Karamia: Again, what is it?
Nick Wolfe: There were 7 Gems that were created to bring immortality to kings and queens.
Karamia: And where do we come in?
Nick Wolfe: I need someone to share an adventure with. I need someone to help me find them so that the forces of darkness cannot find them.
Karamia: Who?
Nick Wolfe: *Shows a picture* His name is the Blackskull Knight. He controls vast armies and wishes to be the strongest thing in this universe.
Karamia: And if Lem gets his hands on them...*shudders*
Nick Wolfe: So will Du help me recover them?
Karamia: *Nods* Of course!
*Lemuel's Laboratory*
Lemuel: *Sitting* What was that thing...
Dark Voice: That was Nick the half wolf.
Lemuel: And who are you?
Dark Voice: That is none of Du business.
Lemuel: Fine then...what do Du want?
Dark Voice: *Voice flares* Ultimate Control!
Lemuel: Well what do Du want me to do?
Dark Voice: *Summons purple blueprints* Create a creature of great power!
Lemuel: *Looks at them and laughs evilly* I shall build the ulitmate creature!
(To be Continued)
(Lemuel, Karamia, and Luukah belong to Faithgurl)
*San Francisco, California*
Lemuel: *Driving*
Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!
Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let Du go!
*Suddenly, something stops the car*
Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!
feuer Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!
Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?
feuer Wolfe: *Hand becomes feuer and punches the car* Let her go!
Lemuel: *Gets out*
feuer Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*
Karamia: *Sees feuer Wolfe* Who are you???!!!
feuer Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*
Karamia: *Screaming*
*The Weiter day, Japantown, a small apartment*
Nick Wolfe: *Pokes at Karamia's face* Yo?
Karamia: *Wakes up* Where am I?
Nick Wolfe: This is my humble apartment. I'm Nick Wolfe, it's very nice to meet you.
Karamia: I am Karamia. It's nice to meet Du Nick Wolfe.
Luukah: *Sleeping*
Nick Wolfe: Is that your friend?
Karamia: *Nods*
Nick Wolfe: Oh that's nice *smiles*
Karamia: Why do Du want me?
Nick Wolfe: Oh. I need Du for something.
Karamia: What is it?
Nick Wolfe: I need your assistance in helping me find something.
Karamia: Again, what is it?
Nick Wolfe: There were 7 Gems that were created to bring immortality to kings and queens.
Karamia: And where do we come in?
Nick Wolfe: I need someone to share an adventure with. I need someone to help me find them so that the forces of darkness cannot find them.
Karamia: Who?
Nick Wolfe: *Shows a picture* His name is the Blackskull Knight. He controls vast armies and wishes to be the strongest thing in this universe.
Karamia: And if Lem gets his hands on them...*shudders*
Nick Wolfe: So will Du help me recover them?
Karamia: *Nods* Of course!
*Lemuel's Laboratory*
Lemuel: *Sitting* What was that thing...
Dark Voice: That was Nick the half wolf.
Lemuel: And who are you?
Dark Voice: That is none of Du business.
Lemuel: Fine then...what do Du want?
Dark Voice: *Voice flares* Ultimate Control!
Lemuel: Well what do Du want me to do?
Dark Voice: *Summons purple blueprints* Create a creature of great power!
Lemuel: *Looks at them and laughs evilly* I shall build the ulitmate creature!
(To be Continued)
(Lemuel, Karamia, and Luukah belong to Faithgurl)
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitarre by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Du just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then Du wrong but itll help if Du just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Du just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitarre by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Du just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then Du wrong but itll help if Du just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Du just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic Sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
