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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let Du go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

feuer Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

feuer Wolfe: *Hand becomes feuer and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

feuer Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees feuer Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

feuer Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The Weiter day, Japantown, a small apartment*

Nick Wolfe: *Pokes at Karamia's face* Yo?

Karamia: *Wakes up* Where am I?

Nick Wolfe: This is my humble apartment. I'm Nick Wolfe, it's very nice to meet you.

Karamia: I am Karamia. It's nice to meet Du Nick Wolfe.

Luukah: *Sleeping*

Nick Wolfe: Is that your friend?

Karamia: *Nods*

Nick Wolfe: Oh that's nice *smiles*

Karamia: Why do Du want me?

Nick Wolfe: Oh. I need Du for something.

Karamia: What is it?

Nick Wolfe: I need your assistance in helping me find something.

Karamia: Again, what is it?

Nick Wolfe: There were 7 Gems that were created to bring immortality to kings and queens.

Karamia: And where do we come in?

Nick Wolfe: I need someone to share an adventure with. I need someone to help me find them so that the forces of darkness cannot find them.

Karamia: Who?

Nick Wolfe: *Shows a picture* His name is the Blackskull Knight. He controls vast armies and wishes to be the strongest thing in this universe.

Karamia: And if Lem gets his hands on them...*shudders*

Nick Wolfe: So will Du help me recover them?

Karamia: *Nods* Of course!

*Lemuel's Laboratory*

Lemuel: *Sitting* What was that thing...

Dark Voice: That was Nick the half wolf.

Lemuel: And who are you?

Dark Voice: That is none of Du business.

Lemuel: Fine then...what do Du want?

Dark Voice: *Voice flares* Ultimate Control!

Lemuel: Well what do Du want me to do?

Dark Voice: *Summons purple blueprints* Create a creature of great power!

Lemuel: *Looks at them and laughs evilly* I shall build the ulitmate creature!

(To be Continued)


(Lemuel, Karamia, and Luukah belong to Faithgurl)
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I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall Wand and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 Sekunden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last Jahr met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the oben, nach oben of a wolkenkratzer it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued Von the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most beliebt domestic trip activity Von American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Schreiben it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Du don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Du don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us oder tell a story about the hideous freak Du met tonight. Du don’t know me, if Du did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Liebe Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Liebe every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are Du talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, Du have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" Von comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my Liste of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six oder something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her Filme lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Merida - Legende der Highlands hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This Liste is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, oder just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started Wird angezeigt some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of Du who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released Von sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I sagte that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for Du to get Mehr detailed information, just...
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