Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and Du have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and Du have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)