Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
7 Things to do when Du want to get kicked out of the DMV. Von Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Weiter to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over Von a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Weiter to Du look at Du funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Weiter to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Favorit Zeigen the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Zeigen number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Weiter to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over Von a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Weiter to Du look at Du funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Weiter to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Favorit Zeigen the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Zeigen number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the Weiter half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
