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Nature and wisdom never are at strife.
Plutarch

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James


The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the Sekunde listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others.
Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Years teach us Mehr than books.
Berthold Auerbach

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs,
which are brief and pithy.
William Penn

The middle course is the best.
Cleobulus

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom.
Thomas Huxley








A wise man learns Von the mistakes of others,
a fool Von his own.
Latin Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

No man was ever wise Von chance.
Seneca

Not to know at large of things remote
From use, obscure and subtle, but to know
That which before us lies in daily life,
Is the prime wisdom.
John Milton

Von associating with wise people Du will become wise yourself.
Menander

The sitz of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom,
in the heart.
William Hazlitt

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
John Tillotson

The Mehr a man knows, the Mehr he forgives.
Catherine the Great

A loving herz is the truest wisdom.
Charles Dickens

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little.
Alexander Chase

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
Homer

On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows,
In every rill a sweet instruction flows.
Edward Young

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid.
Confucius
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Du KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Zeigen i allways see a new guest star, sterne so i was wondering how do Du do it?
Du WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Zeigen BEING ON THIS Zeigen AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest star, sterne is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Du make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
posted by invadercalliope
*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...
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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Zufällig ninger play (sorry if i offend Du i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a Monat so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate Du !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When Du were young, were Du involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement oder against Vietnam? Why oder why not?

2. What tells Du when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your Favorit car when Du were young?

4. How often do Du go over the speed limit?

5. Were Du considered beliebt in middle school oder high school? Why oder why not?

6. Did Du have big fights with your mom when Du were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did Du have big fights with your dad when Du were...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Lost my phone, can Du call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time Du turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him oder her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he oder she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the ofen on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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added by BlindBandit92
Source: Gucken on Deviantart.com
NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If Du keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fisch stores.

4.A Wisconsin gabelstapler operator for a Miller bier distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper Wird angezeigt him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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1. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. Du have to tell a guy what Du really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys Liebe their moms oder grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. Du can never understand him unless Du listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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added by deedeeflower
Source: panoramio.com
added by RoohWinchester
Source: www.damnyouautocorrect.com
posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The Mehr he gives to others, the Mehr he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer oder Mehr flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a Quelle of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever Du ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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FHM Magazine released a Liste a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do Du all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people oder that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Zeigen With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved Von The...
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not Von me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot oder putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Essen restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on oben, nach oben of the high board and say Du won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because Du have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend Du can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the oben, nach oben of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kreuz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kreuz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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