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Nature and wisdom never are at strife.
Plutarch

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James


The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the Sekunde listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others.
Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Years teach us Mehr than books.
Berthold Auerbach

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs,
which are brief and pithy.
William Penn

The middle course is the best.
Cleobulus

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom.
Thomas Huxley








A wise man learns Von the mistakes of others,
a fool Von his own.
Latin Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

No man was ever wise Von chance.
Seneca

Not to know at large of things remote
From use, obscure and subtle, but to know
That which before us lies in daily life,
Is the prime wisdom.
John Milton

Von associating with wise people Du will become wise yourself.
Menander

The sitz of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom,
in the heart.
William Hazlitt

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
John Tillotson

The Mehr a man knows, the Mehr he forgives.
Catherine the Great

A loving herz is the truest wisdom.
Charles Dickens

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little.
Alexander Chase

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
Homer

On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows,
In every rill a sweet instruction flows.
Edward Young

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid.
Confucius
posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a Passwort other than "password" oder "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits Weiter to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be Mehr imaginative.

I will not bore my boss Von with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some Mehr excuses.

I will do less laundry and use Mehr deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:

If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked Von his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes Home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother Antworten " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad Antworten "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
Okay so if Du live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The Weiter day, cut the balloons off and Du got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when Du can barely Bewegen as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking Annie?
Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking?
Annie are Du walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Du WALKING???!!!!
ARE Du WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Du walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if Du do not have permission from sagte company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that Du give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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(CREATED Von RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do Du always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Du treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If Du tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when Du turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if Du open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when Du transport something Von car, it's called a shipment, but when Du transport something Von ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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