What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Du KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Zeigen i allways see a new guest star, sterne so i was wondering how do Du do it?
Du WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Zeigen BEING ON THIS Zeigen AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest star, sterne is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Du make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Zufällig ninger play (sorry if i offend Du i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a Monat so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
look at them
