What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
Not a Fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a Fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys oder something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball oder swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball oder swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Du get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was brot on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is brot on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the brot is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and oder eat the brot that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the brot off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the brot that is on yer head so u can on living without brot on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the brot that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating brot it is so if i tell u that there is brot on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of brot on yer head
I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!