What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
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and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
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and remember
what came first
the egg
oder the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
oder the chicken?
thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right
and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
oder the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages