What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
me-every one sagte the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE Weiter Tag
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a messer in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE Weiter Tag
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a messer in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my Friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are Du and we were like why dose it matter and he sagte no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like Du need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because Du get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
INUYASHA
10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT
9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY
8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)
6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE Anime IS ONLY 26 EPISODES
5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES
4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE Du START WATCHING Du JUST CANT STOP
3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO
2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST Anime IVE EVER SEEN
1.DEATH NOTE!
Anime SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
BLEACH
NARUTO
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
KAMICHAMA KARIN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
TOKYO MEW MEW
ZOMBIE LOAN
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell Du to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen when they told Du not to
12.spend their money and claim Du donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to Du yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and Du can use these to annoy your brother oder sister and watch the fun :-))
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell Du to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen when they told Du not to
12.spend their money and claim Du donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to Du yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and Du can use these to annoy your brother oder sister and watch the fun :-))
