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The Game (noun) - Something Du just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to Zeigen how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having safe, sicher sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason Du passed your French class.

Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything Du had planned for today.


Teacher (noun) - A person who helps Du solve problems you'd never have without them.


Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if Du say anything bad I will honestly schlagen, punsch your face off.

Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.

Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

Weihnachten (noun) - The only time of the Jahr in which one can sit in front of a dead baum and eat Süßigkeiten out of socks.

Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's Essen while doing your homework.

Zombies (noun) - The only men that will Liebe Du for your brains.

Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.

Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.