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The Game (noun) - Something Du just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to Zeigen how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having safe, sicher sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason Du passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything Du had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps Du solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if Du say anything bad I will honestly schlagen, punsch your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
Weihnachten (noun) - The only time of the Jahr in which one can sit in front of a dead baum and eat Süßigkeiten out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's Essen while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will Liebe Du for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something Du just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to Zeigen how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having safe, sicher sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason Du passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything Du had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps Du solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if Du say anything bad I will honestly schlagen, punsch your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
Weihnachten (noun) - The only time of the Jahr in which one can sit in front of a dead baum and eat Süßigkeiten out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's Essen while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will Liebe Du for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT Von SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as Du read... Be sure Du don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Du would like to have Schokolade (try for Mehr than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number Von 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it Von 50. I’ll wait while Du get the calculator ...
5. If Du have already had your birthday this Jahr (2013) add 1763 *; If Du haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit Jahr that Du were born ...
Du should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times Du want to have Schokolade each week) ...
The Weiter two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If Du don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Du would like to have Schokolade (try for Mehr than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number Von 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it Von 50. I’ll wait while Du get the calculator ...
5. If Du have already had your birthday this Jahr (2013) add 1763 *; If Du haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit Jahr that Du were born ...
Du should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times Du want to have Schokolade each week) ...
The Weiter two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If Du don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos