1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if Du get a free datum with one of the staff if Du make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on oben, nach oben this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time oder Du will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Bewegen the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as Du speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation Du are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when Du say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little Mehr OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if Du get a free datum with one of the staff if Du make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on oben, nach oben this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time oder Du will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Bewegen the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as Du speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation Du are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when Du say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little Mehr OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
