1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if Du get a free datum with one of the staff if Du make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on oben, nach oben this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time oder Du will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Bewegen the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as Du speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation Du are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when Du say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little Mehr OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if Du get a free datum with one of the staff if Du make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on oben, nach oben this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time oder Du will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Bewegen the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as Du speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation Du are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when Du say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little Mehr OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
Q .. How do Du sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. Du keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to Du keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. Du keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to Du keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people
Kommentar and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people
Kommentar and I will make more
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of Du and have changed a lot as a person.
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being Von my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several Mehr wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank Du my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank Du for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being Von my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several Mehr wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank Du my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank Du for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!