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“There it is. Right up that road. Are Du sure this is gonna work?” Amanda asked.

    “Absolutely. Hans is gonna wish he’d never done this to you. He’ll be eating right out of your hand.” Skipper answered. Amanda smiled and put her ear com in.

10 Minuten Later

    Amanda walked up to the door of the small mansion, and knocked. A man answered with, “Amanda? Is Hans expecting you?” Amanda looked at him with craze and hatred in her eyes. “He’d better be. Let me in.”

    “Hold on, let me get permission to-”

    Amanda shut him up Von whipping out the dagger and putting its tip at his throat. “I don’t think that will be necessary. Do you?” The man gulped and opened to door for her. She took two steps in, sagte “Much obliged.” then marched forward. She didn’t need to ask where he was. The team had tapped into the security footage and gave her his location. She was gonna scare the truth out of him. Make him beg for mercy.

    She was walking down a long hallway on the Sekunde floor when two guards appeared. She whipped out the small dart gun Rico had gegeben her and put a dart in both of them. They dropped instantly. Amanda smiled deviously as she approached the large double doors at the end of the hallway. She took a deep breath, and slowly pushed them open.

    Hans, who was looked through some files, spoke without looking up. “I’m busy.”

    Amanda stood in the doorway, feet apart, the dagger clutched tightly in her hand, murder in her eyes. Finally Hans looked up. At the sight of her he closed his file and rose. “Amanda? How did Du get in here?”

    Amanda stepped in and shut the door behind her…locking it. Hans looked at the dagger in her hand and gulped.

    “Wh…wh-what are Du doing here?” Hans stuttered. He leaned against his schreibtisch on the palm of his hands. Amanda raised the dagger and brought it down to the schreibtisch with force; the blade wedged itself into the wood…right in between Hans’s fingers.

    This action caused Hans to jump. His hands jerked back and he landed in his chair. Amanda ripped the dagger up out of the wood, walked around the schreibtisch and leaned into Hans’s face. Hans gulped again, eyes wide with fear.

    “You know why I’m here.” Amanda sagte sternly.

    “Now Amanda, let’s not do anything we’ll regret here…” Hans sagte nervously, finger tracing the edge of his desk. Amanda used the flat side of the blade to push his hand away from the desk. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” She grabbed the arms of the office chair and pushed it to the center of the room. She raised the dagger and threw it at him. Hans looked at the dagger wedged in the back of the chair, inches from his head, then back to Amanda as she hissed: “You killed my son.”

    Hans tried to free the dagger from the chair, but it was also wedged into the internal furnished wood, so it was no use. However, Amanda, infuriated, ripped the dagger free in one yank. She grabbed his hemd, shirt and pulled his face not even an inch from hers and said: “Don’t worry…this will only hurt…a lot.” She pulled him from the chair and almost pushed Hans to the ground but he caught himself. He stood upright and tried to reason with her.

    “Now Amanda, Du don’t know what you’re doing!”

    “I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M DOING! How can Du live with yourself!?!”

    “Now Amanda, I know how Du must be feeling, but-”

    “You have no idea how I’m feeling right now.”

    She stepped closer to him, grabbed the side of his neck and pushed him to the ground. “I’m stronger than I look Hans. Don’t think for a Minute that I won’t break your arm before Du even have time to blink!” She kicked his chest to make him lay on his back, and got on oben, nach oben of him. She gently ran the blade across his cheek in a shaving motion. “I wonder how you’d look without a face.” She sagte through clenched teeth.

    “He’s not dead!” Hans screamed in terror. Amanda laughed.

    “You fool. Du expect me to believe that?”

    “It’s true!”

    “If its true then why did Du lie to me?”

    “Because I wouldn’t have been able to let him talk to you! I had to change the plan! I thought you'd get the team to come with you! Please Amanda!"

"If he's truly not dead then where is he?!"

"He's gone! He escaped! I had some people looking for him! Du have to believe me!"

"Why should I?!"

"Because despite everything I've put Du through I still Liebe Du Amanda!" Amanda sagte nothing. She kept staring at him with a straight face. Hans continued. "I don't expect Du to believe me. But I was never going to harm our son. The Minute I saw him for the first time I could see Du in him. Du know he has your eyes? I miss seeing your beautiful blue eyes Du know."

"I guess that's your loss then." She stood up, turned around, and left. Hans sat up and slammed his fist to the floor in defeat.

While she was with Hans, the team had taken out the rest of the guards. She met them outside.

(Kowalski) "Amanda, are Du alright?"

"I'm fine. Let's go find my son."

(Private) "He could be anywhere in New York Von now!"

"I don't care."

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They'd searched for hours...without luck. Kowalski and Amanda were searching Manhattan. Skipper and Private New York City. Rico and Marlene Queens.

Kowalski and Amanda were now in Central Park.

"Don't worry Amanda, we'll find him." He assured her. Amanda sat down on a bench and began crying.

"But he could be anywhere! He's probably in an alley somewhere...cold...alone...scared..." Kowalski sat down Weiter to her and wrapped his arms around her. Amanda buried her face into his chest and wept. Kowalski gently stroked her hair, and realized that dye was coming off in his hands. He looked at her hair which was gradually turning blonde.

"I didn't know your hair was blonde." Amanda picked up her head and looked at the light brown on his shirt.

"Sorry. It usually doesn't come off this early." She took her bun out and Kowalski watched her hair flowing in the wind. She took her sweater and wiped off some of the running dye. She was about to re-bun it but Kowalski gently grabbed her arm.

"I think Du should leave it down. Du have such beautiful hair." Amanda smiled, but only for a second. Kowalski held her again, and ran his fingers through her long hair.

After a few Minuten of silence, Amanda got to her feet hopefully as she took notice of Skipper, Private, Rico, and Marlene approaching. But she did not see her son with them.

"I'm sorry. None of us have had any luck." Skipper sagte sorrowfully.

"Maybe we can try again tomorrow." Marlene said.

"No, I want to keep looking."

"Amanda, it's eleven 'o' clock at night. Du need to rest."

"I don't want to rest until I-" She looked past then in shock. The others turned to look. Amanda pushed through them. There, about twenty yards away, stood Hans...and Ryan.

Ryan looked up at Hans, as if asking for permission to go. Hans nodded. Ryan, in his dirty clothes, messy hair, and unlaced shoes, raced forward. Amanda fell to her knees, arms open and tears welling in her eyes. Ryan fell into her arms. Amanda held him tightly as she cradled him. "Oh Ryan, are Du okay?"

"I'm fine! What happened?"

"Don't Du worry about it. You're safe, sicher now and that's all that matters." She looked at Hans over his shoulder. He was watching them with his hands in his pockets.

Amanda gently pushed Ryan off of her. "I'll be right back." She told him pushing a lock of hair out of his eyes. He nodded. Amanda stood up and walked over to Hans, arms crossed.

She stood in front of him for a moment in silence, and he said: "My men found him."

"This still doesn't change anything."

Hans took a deep breath and said: "I know. I don't expect it to."

Amanda hesitated before saying: "Thank you."

Hans nodded, looked past her at his son and said: "He's a good boy. You've done well." He paused for a moment, and concluded: "Goodbye Amanda."

"Bye Hans." With that, Hans turned and left without another word. Without looking back. Amanda returned to her son, put her arm around him, and the six of them went back to the apartment building.

March 22, 2012
0937 hours

Amanda and Kowalski stood out on the terrace talking.

"Why do Du have to leave?"

"Because, Kowalski, Du need your team Mehr than Du need me. Du don't need someone to tie Du down. Especially when I have Ryan to think about."

"Where will Du go?"

"I don't know. Maybe back to NYC. Ryan's Friends are there. And so is my career." Kowalski took her hand.

"You don't have to do this."

"Yes I do. I'm sorry Kowalski. I'll be around."

"I'll never forget Du Amanda."

"And I won't forget you. I wish there was something I could do to Zeigen Du how grateful I am for everything you've done for me."

"How 'bout a KISS goodbye?" Amanda smiled, gently grabbed his collar, and pulled him closer until their lips met. She pulled away first.

"Goodbye Kowalski."

"Goodbye Amanda." With that Amanda turned and entered her apartment. A few Minuten later Kowalski saw her down in the straße getting into her car. She looked up and saw him there. She waved. Kowalski waved back and watched as the car drove away.

Skipper appeared at his side. "Sorry amigo."

"'Sokay. I'll see her again one day." Skipper smiled sympathetically and patted his back, then went back inside.

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"So who was that man mom?" Ryan asked from the passengerside seat. Amanda smiled.

"He's just a friend, Ryan. A really good friend."
“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where Du can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t Du those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do Du want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks Vor when Du sagte you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he sagte with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mango for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You sagte your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien sagte before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene sagte one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene taube into their pond while...
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Source: Die Pinguine aus Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope Du all enjoy them. Von the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why Du would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank Du for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting Weiter to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't Bewegen as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are Du in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pinguin in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he sagte pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat Weiter to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Tiere had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did Du manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the oben, nach oben bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The delphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking tee and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I sagte to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did Du ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do oder die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a maus again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have Du ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope Du enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” sagte Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few Mehr touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now oder never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested Von link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance Von Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And Von the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Du have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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