User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, oder thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would Du define yourself? Are Du yourself because of your actions, oder are your actions based on who Du are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes Du are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are Du hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, oder thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would Du define yourself? Are Du yourself because of your actions, oder are your actions based on who Du are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes Du are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are Du hitting yourself?
