Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

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posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, oder thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Du define yourself? Are Du yourself because of your actions, oder are your actions based on who Du are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Du are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are Du hitting yourself?

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27Kowalski Cleverbot: You're hopeless... User: Hey that's what Granny tells me! Epic win! XD

peacebaby7 User: Why are you hitting yourself? LOL!!!!! ^AGREED! XDXDXDXD ROTF!!!

hotsnowsels Hahahahaha! This is priceless. XD

_Lexii23_ Hehehehe thanks guys!! :3 :) :D

pomfan2 L.O.L !!!! Cleverbot finally gets a taste of his own medicine XP

CuteCuddly LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! Do Hans!!!!!!!

_Lexii23_ ^ lol! ^^ I was seriously JUST thinking about doing him! :0 :D :D

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Chapter Three Of Seven Abominations

posted by JediPenguin16

Seven Abominations

Here's the rundown:

One-Oldest, black feathers and white belly, beak, otter ears, bird feet, paws, otter tail, Male, blue-eyes.

Two-Female, black pelz with white foot, beak, otter ears, otter tail, flippers, bird feet, Female, blue eyes. Closest to One.

Three- Brown fur, gray feathery belly and face, brown eyes, no tail, paws, pinguin beak. otter ears.

Two Fours. Four #1- Completely covered in white fur, brown eyes, otter face and tail, flippers, otter ears, bird feet. Female.

Four #2-Missing. Male.

Five-black, with unique white markings close to otter, brown eyes,paws, pinguin feet....

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Skiper's Sick Nurses chapter 4

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 4: King Julien’s Obst Salad
Marlene was just about to serve abendessen for Skipper when they both heard a loud voice coming out from upstairs. They saw all sorts of fruits: bananas, coconuts, pineapples and pears, falling down on the ground one after another.
Skipper didn’t have to wait for King Julien to appear, he already knew who was the cause of all the commotion.
“Ringtail!” he cried, pressing his flipper to his aching forehead. “What is it this time?! Throwing fruits all over our HQ? What has got into you? Seriously, Marlene, that monkey is going crazier Von each day!”
“He-heeeh!...

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She's Got Du High - Part 4: Frustration

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: This one's slow, but the Weiter one shall be interesting.

"And then she stuffed the device back under her pillow!" Skipper, Private, and Rico watched Kowalski in awe as he resites last night's experience. Nameless and Camille left for a stroll around the zoo about an Stunde ago.

Skipper, though satisfied with Mehr proof supporting the case of Nameless being a spy, seemed a bit skeptical.
"You're sure of what Du saw, Kowalski?"

"104% positive!"

"Okay, lets see." Skipper waddled over to Nameless's bunk. He picked up the pillow. There was nothing there. Skipper turned back to Kowalski, his eyes narrowed....

I Work Alone (17. Maverick)

posted by Aquade

Note: This chapter is not in Nathan's PoV. Read on and you'll see why.

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It had been a week since the mission with X. Private woke up first, much to his surprise. Stretching, he yawned and jumped down from his bed. As he looked around, Private felt as if something was missing. He looked around again and soon discovered what. "Everybody wake up! Nathan's gone!"

Wide awake, the other penguins flipped out of their bunks. "What?" asked Skipper.

Wordlessly, Private pointed to the empty bunk. Kowalski waddled over to it. He spied a note on the bett and picked it up. "He left a note."

"What does...

I Work Alone (13. Relieving the Past)

posted by Aquade

"Does anyone besides me feel an odd sense of déjà vu?" asked Kowalski.

"I do," sagte Skipper.

Rico nodded vigorously. "Uh huh!"

"Just a little," noted Private.

"I take it you've all been here before," I said. "Turn left!"

Skipper turned left just in time. The rest of us followed. "Thanks for trusting me," I said.

"Instinct," replied Skipper. "Years of military ordering programmed me to obey a direct order on the first thought."

"Really?" sagte Kowalski.

Skipper glanced back at him. "Don't even try it, oder I'll give Du maintenance duty for a month."

He turned my gaze to me. "May I ask why Du chose left?"...