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Skipper: What are Du talking about?! We helped you!
George: Du have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if Du haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid Du didn't they?
George: H-How'd Du know?
Private: Wow Skipper, Du truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid Du to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I knew it!!
Gravin: He's right. It shows in this video. What do Du have to say for yourself now, Team TP?
Dudley: Uh.... bye?
*Kitty smacks him*
Gravin: Instead of Team PoM, Team TP will be discualified instead.
Kitty: Ahh, Dudley! I told Du that plan was off!
*Team TP gets on the bus and the bus leaves*
Po: So I guess that just leaves Du guys and us.
Gravin: That's right! The final competition is tomorrow! Rest up!

That night.....

Private(whispering): Huh? Skipper! Where are Du going?
Skipper: Shhh! Come!
*They both step outside*
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Do Du think it's weird how in every competition we have to get some type of food? Like the blue apple, oder the bananas from Verytallmountain, and the golden coconuts?
Private: Yeah.... that is weird.
Skipper: I'm gonna go see what Gravin's up to.
Private: Are Du sure? Remember, Gravin has cameras!
Skipper: Oh that's right..... we can't risk losing when we got so far!
Private: Guess it's back to sleep then.....
Skipper: For you....
Private: What?? You're still going??
Skipper: Well yeah, I can't resist!
Private: I can't really stop Du anymore, so I guess i'm in too.
Skipper: Alright. Remember, you'll need lots and lots of stealth.
Private: Don't worry Skipper! Stealth is my middle name!
Skipper: No it's not.
Private: I know....
*A few Minuten of stealth later*
Skipper: Here's his window. Bingo! Theres the food!
Private: And a really big pot! Wait.... he's going to make suppe isn't he!?
Skipper: He made us get all of those things just so he can make some lousy soup!? Oh no, he's not going to play this game with these birds. Lets head back. I have an idea.
-The Weiter Day-
Gravin: Good morning, campers! Today's the big day!
Skipper: Hey, buddy. Just tell us what the competition is.
Gravin: Both teams must have a gun fight to the death!
Everyone: WHAAATTT?!?!?!?
Po: No way, buddy! We don't roll with guns. We roll with fists!
Tigress: Yeah! There's no way we're doing this.
Gravin: Alright then, I guess Du guys are kicked out then.
Po: Fine with us!
*Team KFP nods*
Kowalski: So does that mean we win?
Gravin: Not exactly.... Du six still need to have a gun fight to the death either way.
Marlene: You're kidding.
Gravin: Du can't bail out like the others did! Du signed a contract!
Kowalski: When did we sign a contract??
*Skipper begins to back away slowly*
Kowalski: Skipper.....
Skipper: Okay fine! I signed a contract for all of us.
Julien: Du what!?
Kowalski: What about the other teams? This doesn't make any sense!
Gravin: Enough! Du are going to have a gun fight to the death whether Du like it oder not! And Du can't escape, the entire primeter of the forst is protected Von an invisible wall! Hehe.
Skipper: I knew I couldn't trust this guy.
*Gravin throws a bag with 6 Pistolen in them.
Skipper: Ooh!! I call this one!!
Marlene: Really?? Anyways, they're all the same, Skipper.
Skipper: This one is shinier!
Gravin: Begin!!
*Everyone nods and everyone runs in different directions*
Marlene: Okay, Julien. I can't believe Skipper managed to figure this all out in his sleep and then tell us a carefully organized plan.
Julien: I know.
Marlene: Alright. Lets sneak in Gravin's room and find the button that deactivates the invisible walls.
-meanwhile-
*Skipper, Rico, Private and Kowalski are standing on a small cliff*
Kowalski: Alright, Skipper. Don't forget about the plan!
Skipper: Why would I, Kowalski??
*Skipper shoots and misses Kowalski*
Kowalski: What was that for??
Skipper: Hmm? Oh nothing. I'm just trying to run out of bullets slowly.
Private: Uh oh... I think Skippers gone completely.....
Rico: Cookoo?
Skipper: What do Du mean, Private? I'm not crazy!
*Skipper suddenly shoots Rico and Private and they fall off the cliff*
Kowalski: Skipper! What did Du do??
*Kowalski drops his gun and stares down the cliff while the wind is randomly blowing*
Skipper: Okay, Kowalski. Now it's you're turn.
*Skipper shoots, and Kowalski falls off*
*Suddenly, Gravin comes out of nowhere, clapping*
Gravin: Congratulations, Skipper. Du win, this delicious bowl of soup!
Skipper: YES! I WIN!!!
*Skipper gulps the suppe down and then wipes his mouth*
Skipper: Wait.... what was that??
Gravin: It was poisen, Skipper. Allow me to give off me true identidy. I am Prof. Gravin, mad monkey scientist. I use to be a stupid testing monkey, so I wanted to get revenge on the humans. And I couldn't let Du Four in my way.
Skipper: Gee, Gravin. That souds a lot like a certain Dolphin....
Gravin: What?
Skipper: Nevermind. WHAT?!?! Du POISENED ME!?
Gravin: Yes i did, my plan went perfect.
Skipper: Well, you're just forgetting one thing.
Gravin: What's that??
Skipper: I can't be brainwashed, monkey!
*Suddenly the 3 penguins that "supposedly" got shot jump up from the cliff, glisten in the sun, and land perfectly on the cliff, and the penguins form they're famous pose*
Gravin: What? How!!
Skipper: Simple. It was all sound effects, fake blood, and good acting.
Kowalski, Rico and Private: Yeah!
Gravin: It doesn't matter! Without you're leader, Du will be.... uh... leaderless?
*The penguins stare at him*
Skipper: Wow.... that was just....
Private: Bad....
Skipper: Anyways, get him!
*All the penguins tackle him and tie him up*
Gravin: Blast! Du penguins got lucky. Hey, why are Du still shooting this? Turn the camera off!
*Suddenly Skipper begins to choke, and falls to the ground*
Private: Skipper!! I think the poisen struck!
Skipper: Eh, don't worry Private. It's just acting.
Rico: Phew!
Private: Du really got me....
Kowalski: Wait this doesn't add up..... how did you...?
Skipper: Simple. Let this flashback demonstrate.
*Flashback*
Skipper: When Private and I went back to sleep, I woke up again, snuck into Gravin's room, and swapped the ingredients with fake copies. Also, while I was there, Gravin was sleep talking his entire plan..... Which was an epic fail.....
Gravin: Darn.... I could have gotten away with it too.... if it wasn't for you-
Skipper: Ep-ep-ep..... I think the folks at Home are pretty tired of Scooby-doo references.
*The invisable walls disable*
Skipper: Looks like Marlene and Julien did the job. Lets go home, boys.
*Later... on the road*
Skipper: Ahh. Perfect.
Marlene: I like this.
Julien: Can Du Bewegen any faster? We're never getting to the Central Park Zoo with Du carrying us like that!
Gravin: I'm trying!! Sheesh. I can't pick ALL of Du up at the same time!
Skipper: Nonsense. It's the perfect punishment for you. And also.... I had something else in mind.
-back at the zoo-
Gravin: Uhh.... why am I in a box?
*Skipper stamps a "Hoboken" stamp on the box, and the box is taken with the truck.
Kowalski: Heh. Do Du send all of you'r enemies to Hoboken?
Skipper: Well, I didn't send Julien! Yet....
Julien: Oh thank yo- wait a minute, what is that suppose to mean!?
[The End]
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"It Happened One Afternoon"

"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 5 (4X05)

Production Code: 405 Air date: ?

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t Happened One Afternoon/Transcript

Scene I: pinguin HQ (Inside)

(Skipper is seated at the table, staring at his cup of coffee. Has bloodshot eyes)

Private: (Waddles in from Kowalski's lab) Oh! Good Morning, Skipper. You're up early!

Skipper: I don't see anything good about it, especially when I'm going through a crisis at the moment.

Private: Oh no! Do Du need us to buy a umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio to...
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Fairy Tale 05.24.15

Skipper gripped the bars of his cage as Hans stood boastfully on the other side.

“All right, puffin,” he sagte scowling, “you got me. What’s your plan this time?”

Hans smiled. “Why the rush?” he asked. “Can’t we talk?”

Skipper arched a brow and narrowed his eyes. “Talk? As in the exchange of words?”

Hans rolled his eyes. “That’s typically the definition of talk, Skipper.”

Skipper studied him carefully. “What about?”

Hans turned around and headed back to a control tabelle under a large screen. “Do Du remember when we were children, Skipper?” he...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am crying, watching tears fall

Rumors zooming through my head

Only silence fills my mouth

Like it never had a chance

Do Du have to take me for naive

Don't judge me for me

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on feuer

Like if I'm insecure

Like if i'm paper

Go on and try to kill me

I will stand back up

Strong and proud

Strong and proud

As I dry my tears, I smile

And blow away your lies

Wouldn't it surprise you

As I brush Du off as if you're air

All my hope seems shattered

But I'm actually bursting with faith

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I'm a Fan with a gun, gun, gun

I'm a Fan with a gun, gun, gun

Get out your weapons

War's began

Are Du a Fan oder a hater?

If PoM is the case

Then I will die

With my hand up in a salute *ok I know Du can't die like that But bär with me*

Skipper says before a war

You better know what you're fighting for

Well PoM, I Liebe Du to death!

If this will carry Du on, A fighter I'll be

I'm a Fan with a gun

Fighting until they give in

I don't care if the haters blind my sight!

I'll throw away my insanity, PoM

Just to keep Du alive!

Don't Du know Du keep me going?

And I

Wanna live to see Du thrive

Tonight

I...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am stuck with the other Liebhaber

Trying to hold on

Feel like PoM is never coming back

Will someone lift me up?

And I ask myself

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And Liebe another fandom

And I tell myself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

Du are stuck with the other Liebhaber

Trying to hold on

Feel pressured Von the rumors

Will someone relive you?

ASK yourself....

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And Liebe another fandom

Du need to tel yourself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

Your life stays low as people give up around Du

Du ask around if PoM is still alive, the answer stays the same

Du wonder what PoM's future is, and wonder

Du feel determination in your blood and keep PoM in your heart

No, No, no

Don't want to be

No, No, No

But A fanguin

Du are stuck with the other Liebhaber
Mischief Managed 05.06.15

Note: This is kind of Skilene, depending on how Du look at it. Was it a legit joke oder a test? Du be the judge.

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Skipper approached Marlene’s habitat with a grin. Kowalski had pulled this one over on him just a short while ago, and he couldn’t wait to see the look on Marlene’s face when he tricked her too.

“Knock, knock,” he called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

“Hey, Skipper,” Marlene called back. “You never knock,” she observed. “What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing,” Skipper replied. “I just wanted to ask Du something.”

Marlene arched...
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“I just wish I knew why they couldn’t schedule this meeting until after Christmas,” Marlene sagte with a heavy herz as she and Skipper walked through the airport.

“Don’t worry, Marlene. I’ll be back for Christmas. This whole thing was situational. It isn’t something that can wait,” Skipper replied.

Marlene hugged herself. “I hope so. Weihnachten wouldn’t be the same without Du guys,” she said.

Skipper smiled and came to a stop, sitting his suitcase on the ground Weiter to him. “Come here,” he sagte taking her Von the waist. He looked into her chocolate-brown eyes. “I promise...
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