Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are Du talking about?! We helped you!
George: Du have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if Du haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid Du didn't they?
George: H-How'd Du know?
Private: Wow Skipper, Du truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid Du to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I knew it!!
Gravin: He's right. It shows in this video. What do Du have to say for yourself now, Team TP?
Dudley: Uh.... bye?
*Kitty smacks him*
Gravin: Instead of Team PoM, Team TP will be discualified instead.
Kitty: Ahh, Dudley! I told Du that plan was off!
*Team TP gets on the bus and the bus leaves*
Po: So I guess that just leaves Du guys and us.
Gravin: That's right! The final competition is tomorrow! Rest up!

That night.....

Private(whispering): Huh? Skipper! Where are Du going?
Skipper: Shhh! Come!
*They both step outside*
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Do Du think it's weird how in every competition we have to get some type of food? Like the blue apple, oder the bananas from Verytallmountain, and the golden coconuts?
Private: Yeah.... that is weird.
Skipper: I'm gonna go see what Gravin's up to.
Private: Are Du sure? Remember, Gravin has cameras!
Skipper: Oh that's right..... we can't risk losing when we got so far!
Private: Guess it's back to sleep then.....
Skipper: For you....
Private: What?? You're still going??
Skipper: Well yeah, I can't resist!
Private: I can't really stop Du anymore, so I guess i'm in too.
Skipper: Alright. Remember, you'll need lots and lots of stealth.
Private: Don't worry Skipper! Stealth is my middle name!
Skipper: No it's not.
Private: I know....
*A few Minuten of stealth later*
Skipper: Here's his window. Bingo! Theres the food!
Private: And a really big pot! Wait.... he's going to make suppe isn't he!?
Skipper: He made us get all of those things just so he can make some lousy soup!? Oh no, he's not going to play this game with these birds. Lets head back. I have an idea.
-The Weiter Day-
Gravin: Good morning, campers! Today's the big day!
Skipper: Hey, buddy. Just tell us what the competition is.
Gravin: Both teams must have a gun fight to the death!
Everyone: WHAAATTT?!?!?!?
Po: No way, buddy! We don't roll with guns. We roll with fists!
Tigress: Yeah! There's no way we're doing this.
Gravin: Alright then, I guess Du guys are kicked out then.
Po: Fine with us!
*Team KFP nods*
Kowalski: So does that mean we win?
Gravin: Not exactly.... Du six still need to have a gun fight to the death either way.
Marlene: You're kidding.
Gravin: Du can't bail out like the others did! Du signed a contract!
Kowalski: When did we sign a contract??
*Skipper begins to back away slowly*
Kowalski: Skipper.....
Skipper: Okay fine! I signed a contract for all of us.
Julien: Du what!?
Kowalski: What about the other teams? This doesn't make any sense!
Gravin: Enough! Du are going to have a gun fight to the death whether Du like it oder not! And Du can't escape, the entire primeter of the forst is protected Von an invisible wall! Hehe.
Skipper: I knew I couldn't trust this guy.
*Gravin throws a bag with 6 Pistolen in them.
Skipper: Ooh!! I call this one!!
Marlene: Really?? Anyways, they're all the same, Skipper.
Skipper: This one is shinier!
Gravin: Begin!!
*Everyone nods and everyone runs in different directions*
Marlene: Okay, Julien. I can't believe Skipper managed to figure this all out in his sleep and then tell us a carefully organized plan.
Julien: I know.
Marlene: Alright. Lets sneak in Gravin's room and find the button that deactivates the invisible walls.
-meanwhile-
*Skipper, Rico, Private and Kowalski are standing on a small cliff*
Kowalski: Alright, Skipper. Don't forget about the plan!
Skipper: Why would I, Kowalski??
*Skipper shoots and misses Kowalski*
Kowalski: What was that for??
Skipper: Hmm? Oh nothing. I'm just trying to run out of bullets slowly.
Private: Uh oh... I think Skippers gone completely.....
Rico: Cookoo?
Skipper: What do Du mean, Private? I'm not crazy!
*Skipper suddenly shoots Rico and Private and they fall off the cliff*
Kowalski: Skipper! What did Du do??
*Kowalski drops his gun and stares down the cliff while the wind is randomly blowing*
Skipper: Okay, Kowalski. Now it's you're turn.
*Skipper shoots, and Kowalski falls off*
*Suddenly, Gravin comes out of nowhere, clapping*
Gravin: Congratulations, Skipper. Du win, this delicious bowl of soup!
Skipper: YES! I WIN!!!
*Skipper gulps the suppe down and then wipes his mouth*
Skipper: Wait.... what was that??
Gravin: It was poisen, Skipper. Allow me to give off me true identidy. I am Prof. Gravin, mad monkey scientist. I use to be a stupid testing monkey, so I wanted to get revenge on the humans. And I couldn't let Du Four in my way.
Skipper: Gee, Gravin. That souds a lot like a certain Dolphin....
Gravin: What?
Skipper: Nevermind. WHAT?!?! Du POISENED ME!?
Gravin: Yes i did, my plan went perfect.
Skipper: Well, you're just forgetting one thing.
Gravin: What's that??
Skipper: I can't be brainwashed, monkey!
*Suddenly the 3 penguins that "supposedly" got shot jump up from the cliff, glisten in the sun, and land perfectly on the cliff, and the penguins form they're famous pose*
Gravin: What? How!!
Skipper: Simple. It was all sound effects, fake blood, and good acting.
Kowalski, Rico and Private: Yeah!
Gravin: It doesn't matter! Without you're leader, Du will be.... uh... leaderless?
*The penguins stare at him*
Skipper: Wow.... that was just....
Private: Bad....
Skipper: Anyways, get him!
*All the penguins tackle him and tie him up*
Gravin: Blast! Du penguins got lucky. Hey, why are Du still shooting this? Turn the camera off!
*Suddenly Skipper begins to choke, and falls to the ground*
Private: Skipper!! I think the poisen struck!
Skipper: Eh, don't worry Private. It's just acting.
Rico: Phew!
Private: Du really got me....
Kowalski: Wait this doesn't add up..... how did you...?
Skipper: Simple. Let this flashback demonstrate.
*Flashback*
Skipper: When Private and I went back to sleep, I woke up again, snuck into Gravin's room, and swapped the ingredients with fake copies. Also, while I was there, Gravin was sleep talking his entire plan..... Which was an epic fail.....
Gravin: Darn.... I could have gotten away with it too.... if it wasn't for you-
Skipper: Ep-ep-ep..... I think the folks at Home are pretty tired of Scooby-doo references.
*The invisable walls disable*
Skipper: Looks like Marlene and Julien did the job. Lets go home, boys.
*Later... on the road*
Skipper: Ahh. Perfect.
Marlene: I like this.
Julien: Can Du Bewegen any faster? We're never getting to the Central Park Zoo with Du carrying us like that!
Gravin: I'm trying!! Sheesh. I can't pick ALL of Du up at the same time!
Skipper: Nonsense. It's the perfect punishment for you. And also.... I had something else in mind.
-back at the zoo-
Gravin: Uhh.... why am I in a box?
*Skipper stamps a "Hoboken" stamp on the box, and the box is taken with the truck.
Kowalski: Heh. Do Du send all of you'r enemies to Hoboken?
Skipper: Well, I didn't send Julien! Yet....
Julien: Oh thank yo- wait a minute, what is that suppose to mean!?
[The End]

27Kowalski ...Wow. Incredible story! They should make an episode with it! Keep up the good work, buddy! :D

cattoy10 OMG!!! you are awesome!!! I love your articles i love your videos i love your pictures. I am a big fan of you and @27Kowalski yes they should make an episode of that but just one problem.This is a kids show and the shooting part is a little too much for those 5 and 6 year olds who watch this show

ImAnEasel Wow... this as epic! :D I'm glad I kept on reading after the shooting part. It ALMOST scared me off, but it didn't.

Zelda4Efas Love ur episode! how many times do you get writers block? I get a WHOLE lot so i never finish mine. One involves spy parrots who threaten to expose the penguins for example. but i CANNOT get past this block! i am jelous of your story skillz. however i must ask, why was the prize soup? so uninventive, possibly cliched. but awesome at the same time! If the ingredients were different it could have been pie! Rico "Yum." xD just wanna know. Afterall, an enemy would give you wedgies, contagious viruses, flaming sacks of doodoo, and of course, poisoned pie" Rico: Not yum. xD Wow, that could really relate to the story! Yeah, i'm kinda a critic.

RockOnPoM ^Thanks. Like the story said, Gravin turned out to be evil and made a soup to try and poisen Skipper and he knew about his thirst for action and thought he would win at destroying the other penguins, but luckily they are too awesome for that, lol. So yeah, it was a cheap prize, I know, but it was intended to poisen Skip.

mostar1219 ^nice story

27Kowalski @Hanna: You right, it's a kids show; but It would be cool, though! XD

sowem Nice Story, but where is team SS, or did I miss something.

Gumball17 ^Yeah after they got there there wasn't even a mention to team Spongebob.

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 9)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a Sekunde he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying Weiter to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen Minuten later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of fisch coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 2

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate Musik and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On Tag three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 6)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper had taken his time to get back from Marlene’s so he could piece together the best words to explain his and Marlene’s relationship, especially to young Private.

He entered through the fishbowl entrance as he usually would, and turned to face his team. Much to his surprise the three were standing facing him, almost as if they expected him.

“Skipper I believe there’s something Du need to tell these two.” Kowalski stated as he motioned his flipper first towards Rico then Private. The two of the stared at Skipper anxiously, waiting to hear what Kowalski was talking about.

“Yea...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Five

posted by Cornflak

Unfortunate for the Suchen to conclude in failure. Of course, one couldn’t complain when two of the three penguins that engaged the mission had been lacking in effort. The third penguin, Rico, had found something rather interesting. A gray crowbar partially stained with blood of seemingly unknown origin. Normally, the explosives expert tended to schlucken any sort of object that sparked his interest, which, in this case, was so.

Now, at this point, Skipper and Kowalski really didn’t care for Private’s case, much to the small penguin’s delight. And then, typically, life went on as it had,...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Three

posted by Cornflak

In fact, that night, Private had much difficulty in falling asleep. Simply the thought of a friend who was in need prevented the pinguin from sleeping. He wondered if Rico was awake, too. He certainly hoped not. Private only wished the best for the regurgitating penguin.

Suddenly, a noise from below grasped Private’s full attention. On first inspection, it was difficult to determine what the sound was. Luckily, Private merely turned his head to the side and caught the perfect glimpse of Rico’s back. The heavyset pinguin was slowly heading towards the television. This baffled Private, for...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Two

posted by Cornflak

Despite the fact that it was well early in the morning, the injured Private was gegeben a few hours to himself for rest and recovery. Skipper stayed true to his word, being sure as to give Private his privacy throughout the entire day. Having done this, the leader also granted the rest of the team absolute freedom for the day. Hopefully, this would give the other penguins some time to themselves. After Private’s unexpected disappearance, it was probably for the best.

Taking advantage of these moments, Kowalski chose to sit in a corner of the room, Schreiben all of his thoughts on his notepad....

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.2)

posted by rico911910

..YOU LOOK AT THE Weiter PAGE.......................
was nurses and docters all crowded around Skipper how was laying on the hospital bett shacking will the some of them were holding him down. One of the docters puting a oxagen mask on Skipper and held it there so he could breath easier. Then a nurse came in holding a shot with meadisen filled haf way to the top. As the meadisen was injeted into skipper to calm his herz rate down the room begian to fall into silence. Slower and slower his
heart started to bet. When the docters looked at the monuter they side in releaf when Skipper's herz rate...

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The mystery of the sleeping otter part 2

posted by skipperluvs

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

Part Two

Alice breaks the bottle against the oben, nach oben of the cage and the glass shatters everywhere. She places the messer right in front of the cage door. She opens the cage.

A: Now Du can get out! Let’s see if Du are smart enough!!!

She stares at them and waits.

S: We aren’t gonna get out like this! Rico!
R: Blaghhh (he pukes a handglider and they all hold on to some ones leg. Alice watches with fury)
A: Du aren’t off the hook that easy! And I guess Du are wondering what happened to your little...

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The Crew’s Secret: Conclusion Buttons!

posted by monsy38

The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...

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The Crew’s Secret: Part 2 A Turn in Sides

posted by monsy38

[Skipper looks around. His pinguin lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...

Penguins of Madagascar part 4

posted by 18wanda

Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a straße corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are Du doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Süßigkeiten wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....

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Private,Marlene, Becky and Stacy

added by SerySBskpr

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Ms Perky?

added by Kinkystar

penguins in friendship

posted by midnightangel88

private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are Du (wimpers)
pinkie: Hey whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: Hey where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued

Off the Shelf: Chapter 2 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

link if Du would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back sitz through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have Du named your little Friends yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told Du in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 15: I Insist

posted by peacebaby7

“I Insist”
September 27, 2014

“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where Du can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t Du those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do Du want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 11: Another Side

posted by peacebaby7

“Another Side”
April 26, 2014

    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks Vor when Du sagte you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he sagte with a grin.

    Marlene...

Operation: Challenge— Prompt 36: No Time 07.14.16

posted by peacebaby7

No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mango for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You sagte your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien sagte before coughing again.

“It’s...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 31: Foreign 02.24.16

posted by peacebaby7

Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene sagte one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene taube into their pond while...

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Dave Punches Skipper.

added by Featherson

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