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"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, Du will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the fisch guts from the oben, nach oben level," sagte Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned on and began to stretch towards Private, he simply got away from them and headed to the toilet, panicking. "Hello there and howdy do!! Well, iiiiiiiit's play time!!" yelled Pennywise, popping his head out the toilet. Private soon felt sick to the stomach and tried his best not to throw up. "Hiya weezy!! Won't do Du any good to run, girly boy," sagte Pennywise, mocking him. "What do Du want?!" asked Private, feeling disgusted. "Haha, Du lil' boy, I am simply here to "float by" as Du may," sagte Pennywise. "I remember you," sagte Private. Pennywise then smiled at the concept of "being remembered".
"We saw you, then we beat you," sagte Private. "Well then, Du should just simply float too," sagte Pennywise, then his teeth turned sharp and he roared at Private, laughing a bit. "You don't scare me anymore Du horrible clown!!! Where is Marlene?!" sagte Private. "Ohhhh, let's just say she's floating at the moment, hehe. Du remember, this guy?" asked Pennywise, holding a Foto of Dr. Blowhole. "Yes!! Where did Du get that?!" asked Private. "He is now your Sekunde greatest threat, Weiter to me, and after we detain you, you'll all float!!" yelled Pennywise. Private then frowned and slammed the lid over his head once, then again. "GO TO DANTE'S INFERNO Du SWINE!!!" yelled Private, flushing the toilet. Pennywise's head spun around rapidly, over and over as he was flushed away, back down the pipes he came from, then made a last bubbling sound as his head sank into the pipes. A few tiny air bubbles floated as the toilet then went quiet. "Sheesh, what a monster this character is!!" muttered Private to himself. He then got out of the bathroom and headed to Skipper, walking slowly so that he won't slip and fall on the soaked ground.
"Skippah!! Pennywise tried to claim me!!" yelled Private, in a panicked tone of voice. "Who what when where?!" asked Skipper. "Pennywise, tried to claim me, just a Minute ago, at the bathroom," sagte Private calmly. "Oh great, he's infiltrated the HQ too?! Kowalski!! Rico!! Front and center!!" barked out Skipper. "Yes Skipper? Another attack?" asked Kowalski. "Yes, but men, Pennywise has infiltrated our deep sanctum, our only safehouse from the attacks," sagte Skipper. Both Kowalski and Rico gasped. "Should we sound the alarm now?" asked Kowalski. "Negatory Kowalski, it will only cause panic in the zoo," sagte Skipper. "He also sagte something else, about Dr. Blowhole," sagte Private. "Blowhole?! Tell me!!" yelled Skipper. "Not much about him though, he just sagte that Blowhole is our Sekunde greatest threat," sagte Private. "Yeah, we already know that, stupid Zufällig clown," sagte Skipper. "Well we should take precautions just in case," sagte Kowalski. "Correcto Kowalski!! We do have to take precautions, especially if it involves Dr. Blowhole in any of the actions," sagte Skipper.
Dr. Blowhole was already going to the Penguins, full speed ahead, he knew that if he took his moving vehicle with him, he would stop to swim every 10 Minuten oder get beached delphin syndrome, so he went to Central Park Zoo Von swimming in the sewers, yes, they were dirty and covered with filthy water and infesting rats, but he knew it would be worth it. "Now I will get my revenge on Skipper and his Pen-gu-in friends!! Just to plan, I'm useless on land without my vehicle, what to do?" Blowhole thought. He didn't really plan on what he was going to do when he gets there, just flop around on the floor, drying out to death in the full heat of the day? "Then I'll have to lure them into my turf!! The water...." sagte Dr. Blowhole. He then chuckled as his plan might be very fool-proof and practical, then the chuckle turned into a slight laugh, which grew into a full-out evil laugh as he headed out to the right, knowing he's getting ever so closer to revenge.
posted by legendary7
Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much Mehr comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the pinguin moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let Du sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...
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posted by legendary7
They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked Von the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself Von snacking on every fisch that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...
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posted by Penguinator
Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are Du in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the fisch and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...
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posted by sowem
The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the strahl, ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...
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Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did Du talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of Du as a son Du know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask Du something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do Du like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is safe, sicher with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The Sekunden past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguin laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are Du hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those fisch look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of fisch that a hummer left Weiter to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those fisch Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico sagte sadly. “Then what are Du waiting for? All Du gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No Du just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are Du annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* Du just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for Du are not sentient. Du just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But Du just sagte that Du know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Du lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, oder thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Du define yourself? Are Du yourself because of your actions, oder are your actions based on who Du are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Du are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are Du hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda sagte happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He sagte in his Danish accent. "Then Von the powers invested in me...I now pronounce Du man and wife. Du may KISS your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the oben, nach oben instead of the bottom due to everything in the schloss being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! Du make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You sagte so at the meeting! Du didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do Du think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to Du talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Musik can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Musik playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are Du all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if Du can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired Von peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the Weiter scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Du have to KISS each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Du heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Küssen each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. Hey KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer Von my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then Bewegen back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't Du crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I sagte in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do Du realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to Design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, Du seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If Du have any other Fragen Du can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the Zurück Tag flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue sagte location. She looked at the clock on the Wand Weiter to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an Stunde early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Du who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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