The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear oder excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.
Skipper: Tonight, as Du can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?
Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.
Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.
Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.
Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...
Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.
Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.
Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.
Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.
Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Zurück story tellers.
Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn Von the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad eichhörnchen and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little eichhörnchen says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little eichhörnchen a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a erdnuss butter winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will oben, nach oben all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!
Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.
Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a erdnuss butter winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Du want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the delphin habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...
Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.
Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Du tell a horror story! *Wink*
Skipper: Tonight, as Du can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?
Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.
Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.
Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.
Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...
Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.
Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.
Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.
Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.
Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Zurück story tellers.
Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn Von the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad eichhörnchen and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little eichhörnchen says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little eichhörnchen a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a erdnuss butter winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will oben, nach oben all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!
Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.
Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a erdnuss butter winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Du want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the delphin habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...
Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.
Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Du tell a horror story! *Wink*
Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i Liebe Du Alex. Alex : i Liebe Du too Von the end of the datum Alex and skipper KISS on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper Von actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his bett and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex KISS skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your bett *giggles* then the rest was history
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i Liebe Du Alex. Alex : i Liebe Du too Von the end of the datum Alex and skipper KISS on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper Von actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his bett and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex KISS skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your bett *giggles* then the rest was history
It was a cool Tag at the aquarium one Tag and I was sun tanning on my rock but then suddenly I heard a yell.It was a harbor dichtung named Kelly.She laughed at me and sagte to me"Hey you!You should lose some blubbar losar heaheaheahea I shall get your habeatat mate but watch out I'll be therea ta getcha heahea!'' "So your the new species huh?"So Kelly wanna come over tonight?"I asked"Youa mate?Pwa hahahahaha!Then I would lave toa oh yes my shift is ovar Wahalra!''so then I just waited all Tag for her until finally she came over"Oh I am like so not sorry for comin laate!''she laughed"Well its ok I guess I could of been sleeping in the daytime well please come in and sit down.''I said"Whateva I'm so leavin!''.Ok tell me how good my real life true story is also tell me if I should continue anyways thanks! :D