Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Horror Stories

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posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear oder excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as Du can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Zurück story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn Von the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad eichhörnchen and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little eichhörnchen says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little eichhörnchen a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a erdnuss butter winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will oben, nach oben all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a erdnuss butter winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Du want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the delphin habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Du tell a horror story! *Wink*

ClelisB, mostar1219 and 11 others like this

AgentJazzy00 LOL!!!Skipper uses what they like against them. >:D AND THAT'S why I like him ;)

alex356 Me:wow that's so not scray Skipper:I know right Kowalski:lies Doris is here Me:0.0 kowalski it was a horror story sheesh take a chill pill Private:skipper don't ever tell- Me:I got one and this is true One night 2 parents went to dinner and left the kids with a babysitter Dad:if the kids cry it's because they want attoine Boy:come upstairs there something in the closet *went up stairs the closet door was open she close the door* *went back downstairs* girl:there's something in are closet *went upstairs there was a clown staute* *babysitter calls parents* babysitter:um what do I do with the clown Dad:we don't have a clown get out-of the house and call the police Police:it was the sercerl he was waiting at night to kill the kids Me:and that's the story what was that Skipper:it came from outside Kowalski:hey Me:ahhhh! Kowalski:were you kissing skipper? Me:what

taylorbamb HAHA

Icicle1penguin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Good one. But you can't scare me with your scary stories, Skippy! X3

Colonelpenguin yea even i can tell a scary story better then you,Skipper

LtKowalski It made me laugh! Good story!

SummerPoM LOL xD Go Dorski \o

shortnscary nice one. good job. can you share your story on my site http://www.shortnscarystories.com

LeonardFan oh this a great story!

Saori14 A babysitter was left alone at home with a couple's two kids one night. The small villa had a garden surrounding it. The babysitter puts the kids to bed and goes back down to the btoom floor and calls her boyfriend. After the phone line drops accidentally, the babysitter picks up the phone again when it rings, thinking it's her boyfriend. Silence meets her, and thinking it's her boyfriend pranking her she calls him on his mobile, but the boyfriend honestly swears he never called her again. She asks him to come over because she's getting seriously freaked out, and after a while she's sitting with her boyfriend on the sofa. The phone rings again and the boyfriend picks up the phone, ready to argue with whoever is scaring his girlfriend. After a long silence, an eerie voice whispers "I'm watching yoooou..." And the phone dies. Both getting seriously freaked out they call the police and, after explaining, ask them to trace the phone call. After waiting for a while the police call her again and in a tone of urgency exclaim. "I've sent a patrol over. Get out of the house immediately, the phone call is coming from the top floor." Now the couple is practically jumping out of their skin and, armed with a broom and a shovel, head upstairs to retrieve the kids. After everyone gets out the police arrive and circle the house, five armed agents heading upstairs. After thoroughly searching the whole house, the police come out with nothing. The babysitter and her boyrfriend are bringing the kids to the police station so that they'll be safe for the night, but before they leave the babysitter feels a presence next to her. "I'm watching yoooou..." Whipping around, she sees no one, but knows the presence was real. A story my teacher told us to creep us out. In itself it might not be that scary, but with the classroom lights off and the teacher talking in a suspensy-creepy voice, trust me, I didn't sleep for three nights.

LeonardFan ^wow you did record everything :D did you use a recorder to write down everything?

peacebaby7 LOL!!! This was so funny! I loved how he used what they liked against them. XD

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A Shameful Crime [Part 1]

posted by RockOnPenguin

Skipper stood silently at the edge of the overhang that eventually lead to the pool. The wind was strong, like rocks being thrown at you. Wind being so strong, Skipper still stood there, staring into space.

Kowalski rose from the HQ, giving Skipper a curious look.

"Skipper, what are Du doing?"

No answer.

"Skipper? Hello? Du there?" Kowalski asked again.

Still no answer.

"I wonder what's up with him." Kowalski thought.
Kowalski presented Skipper to the others.

"Is Skippah OK?" Private asked with a worried look.

"Not sure what it is, but he's been standing there all morning, just staring into the atmosphere."...

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Crossroads "Shadows of the Past"

posted by Skiparah

Dear Readers,
If Du expected this to be another chapter of Crossroads, I am sorry to say that this is not what Du expected. The song 'Shadows of the Past' is a song I wrote that has a whole lot to do with the Crossroads story. If you're sick of Musik and tired of trying to imagine what the tune may be, I'm not asking Du to do anything Du don't want to. If you're in the mood, then Von sweet dandy Süßigkeiten I'd say sit back and enjoy it! X3

--
I was a kid with bigger plans and bigger slips than the Weiter guy.
I had some Friends who'd trip Du up, then make for the sky.
Every kid has a time when they...

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An FYI for everyone, since it's happened a few times already...

posted by xDark_Angelx

With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the delphin and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If Du know this, great. If Du don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) Zeigen finale "The pinguin Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....

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Finding the Light: (4) Answering the Unanswerable

posted by peacebaby7

The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! Du and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...

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A Banished Prince Chapter 9: The Most Important Mission

posted by legendary7

A Sekunde later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step vorwärts-, nach vorn and turn around, catching him off guard. I swing, schaukel down,...

What the heck is that? (Malaysian Version)

posted by werockz

Don't worry...there's a translation.
-
(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk pinguin dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...

Crossroads: Part 15

posted by Skiparah

I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...

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Past to Future part 1

posted by mostar1219

A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the pinguin habitat. In the pinguin HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was Mehr frightened than usual.
"Are Du sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the Wand from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...

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Finding The Light: (1) Who's Kowalski?

posted by peacebaby7

"Gin." Private sagte as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are Du so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...

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He Loves Me (Marski fanfic)

posted by NintendoPenguin

(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, oder ever would even KISS me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are Du okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...

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Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

posted by SuperRico

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get Du smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 Minuten later…

Private: No, I sagte watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon?

Private: I sagte WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A wassermelone is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained Von smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...

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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do Du watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful Zeigen about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My Favorit superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach Du any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do Du like That 70.

User: What's that?...

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Crossroads: Part 11

posted by Skiparah

Apparently I was wrong when I thought I'd seen the last of Hans that night. I couldn't have been Mehr wrong. The Weiter Tag he was back and glowing. "Hello chummy fun-pal!" he greeted, a derpy expression on his face. Back then I wasn't as paranoid as I am now, and I didn't smell foul play when it was in the air. I was just glad I had someone to talk to. We spent the Tag fooling around 'just like old times' as Hans said. It wasn't the same for me though. Too much had changed during that time. I'd fell for love. I'd Lost love. I'd gegeben up on life. I'd been rescued from death. That was alot to...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 4

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Gloria & Melman...

Gloria: "How ya doin' weavin' those vines there, Melman?"

Melman: "It's kinda hard to do with my hooves..."

Gloria: "Here, let me help you..." *grabs Melman's hooves & helps him weave the vines* "There, like that."

Melman: "Oh...thanks..." *sigh*

Gloria: "You're welcome."

Skipper: "There Du are higher mammal...& I mean that literally. I need your help."

Melman: "Uh, sure. What do Du need me for?"

Skipper: "Just follow me."

*walks over to the platform area*

Melman: "OK, so we're at the platform site, but what do Du need me here for?"

Skipper: "This operation...

The Antarctic Mission: Sekunde Half

posted by peacebaby7

Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when Du see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 2

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could Du come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could Du look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, Du can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 1

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 2)

posted by peacebaby7

Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, Du to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet Du Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I Lost Du after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do Du underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank Du for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one oder the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and Tiere 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 2 The Oracles

posted by legendary7

We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. fisch Bones dangle from the roof...