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Sweet apfel, apfel, apple Massicure spoof PART 1

posted by Canada24

This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,

Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. regenbogen Dash is also...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of Du already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do Du always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These Fragen are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...

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Ditto returns, chapter 16

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little orange filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" regenbogen asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. Du were really close that time" Dash sagte encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad Du and him are still pals, but did Du 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo sagte proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting Mehr annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....

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Ditto Returns.. Part 3

posted by Canada24

Several days has passed, and it was getting close to Nightmare Night.

Ditto, was still yet to be changed for the better.

But even he, was excited for Nightmare night.

Scootaloo, who is hinted as in ponyville, to actually have any real hope for Celestia's 'X student', wants him to help be apart of this years haunted house.

It didn't seem like it would be of help for the reforming, but the main six allowed it anyway.

"Well. At least there's something to actually look vorwärts-, nach vorn to" Ditto said, still as grumpy as he was when he first arrived.

"Yes.. But first Du have to help us prepare it, witch won't...

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My oben, nach oben Ten Cutie Marks

posted by KotokoAihara

This is my first Artikel for this club and so I hope that Du all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave Kommentare and become a Fan if Du really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If Du are unhappy with what I choose Du can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my Artikel oder to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

BLE Reviews - Mad Max Fury Road

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This contains spoilers and swearing!)

Holy s**t this movie was awesome! Like A+++ awesome!

Now let me collect myself. This movie (so far) is best movie of 2015, trumping even Avengers: Age of Ultron.

I didn't expect this movie to actually do well, as not a lot of people are familiar with Mad Max as a series. The nice thing is that Du don't need to know anything about Mad Max to watch this movie and enjoy it. Now let's talk plot.

Our story starts with some narration about oil and the demand for oil caused a nuclear war. Skip to present time, Max is being robbed and captured Von pale men...

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My oben, nach oben 15 Best Songs of MLP (So far...)

posted by DandC4evacute

Hello, so as I promised, I would make my Liste of my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit songs in MLP. I Liebe a good number of these songs, so I had to add some criteria. Mostly, that, the songs that are under 45 Sekunden long, don't count (Pinkie Pie's outbursts). And, unfortunately, none of the songs from Equestria Girls will be on this list, because I didn't think any of the songs are stand-out worthy. *prepares for flames* I will also post my Liste of my oben, nach oben 5 WORST MLP songs as well. The Musik is one of my Favorit things about this show, so this was SUPER hard to Liste just 15. Don't get too mad if your favorite...

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How Derpy was born

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Du may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right Weiter to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over Von the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...

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*SPOILERS* Season 3 Song Lyrics

posted by shadirby

This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this

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Frozen fire: A Fan fic based on the Disney animated movie Frozen part 1

posted by jordy_dash

"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna sagte to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" feuer dash sagte to his sister
"Do Du want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and feuer dash immediately jumped out of bett and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, feuer dash used his feuer snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created Von prince feuer dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and sagte with a laugh "why didn't Du two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...

All about applejack

posted by elsafan1010

This Artikel is about Applejack. All sorts of traits of the mare Applejack, from her mane to her family, are in this little guide.

1- Appearance of Applejack
Applejack is a beautiful female pony. applejack has a straw-coloured light yellow mane and large green eyes. Other than that, it's a purely orange pony. applejack has three large freckles on both cheeks. The most important accessory of the beautiful mare applejack is her hat. The hat is made of straw, and the mare applejack rarely takes it off her head throughout the movie.

2- Applejack's family
Applejack has an older brother named Big Mac...

Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real - Neighsayer (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make Du different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take Du from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish Du saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take Du from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take Du from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Saten Twist Adventures Season 4 Epsode 3 PART 1:

posted by Canada24

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Du are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Du and your friends...

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THE DEMON hündin IS BACK WATCH IN THE BIG SEASON FINALE SEASON 6

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE hündin BACK Du BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR Du "! Yes Du tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your Bones while Du and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE Queen CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR Liebe AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE Du LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK arsch Titel OF

UNICORNIA PONIFIED
Metallica ALBUM COVER

{HOPE Du ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

---
Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can Du tell me how Du got an insider to Bewegen Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi

posted by NocturnalMirage

Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi

“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for Mehr than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the schloss of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great Tag in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. Von day, they would be filled with energy. Von night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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A Tag for Work (Includes Score, Nikki, Peppermint, Stormy, Azura, CS, and Pacifica)

posted by applejackrocks

RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did

It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She sagte that there was a loose fuchs and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...

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Discord is Back part 1

posted by applejackrocks

In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful Tag to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* Du sagte it sister!
RD: Hey Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would Du pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the Tiere with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Schokolade milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 2: Discord's Revenge)

posted by noahnstar1616

"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", sagte the princess.

"I'll find him", sagte regenbogen Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", sagte Twilight.

"Fine", sagte regenbogen as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The Tag and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a thron in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...