Ponies vs. Chaos - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

posted by luthorlex

Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created Von me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sagte "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sagte "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

regenbogen Dash sagte "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sagte "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sagte "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle sagte "This cake should be much better than your Zurück cake."

Mr. Cake nervously sagte "I'm sorry about selling Du a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack sagte "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and sagte "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It seems like Du arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike sagte "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased Von Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He sagte "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker sagte "This is Mehr than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord sagte "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Welcome Discord. I hope that Du enjoy your birthday party."

Discord sagte "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Du didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and sagte "It's nice."

Fluttershy sagte "Thank goodness."

Discord sagte "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "What are Du talking about?"

Discord sagte "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord sagte "Because I Liebe chaos. Du wouldn't understand. Ponies like Du take away the fun in life Von being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord sagte "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised Von the ponies and Discord, but he was amused Von it. The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Du hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie sagte "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker sagte "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and sagte "I'm Discord. I Liebe chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker sagte "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and sagte "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and sagte "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She sagte "Why did Du call me that?"

The Joker sagte "I'm sorry to confuse Du Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and sagte "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to regenbogen Dash and sagte "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker sagte "Rarity Du remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity sagte "Why?"

The Joker sagte "Because Du both think that you're better looking than Du actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker sagte "It seems like Du forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike sagte "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and sagte "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and sagte "I Liebe this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and sagte "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Du ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and sagte "I want Du 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Du disappear."

Rarity angrily sagte "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack sagte "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie sagte "Are Du going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker sagte "Actually I'm going to take Du with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would Du sell us?"

The Joker sagte "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Du will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously sagte "Are Du actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker sagte "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He sagte "Can Du at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and sagte "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily sagte "Then I must stop Du Joker."

The Joker sagte "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to schlagen, punsch the Joker, but he missed. Discord sagte "Can Du stay put so I can schlagen, punsch you?"

The Joker sagte "I would Liebe to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord sagte "You hurt me."

The Joker sagte "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord sagte "It appears that Du can't take away the ponies now Du weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily sagte "I demand Du to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and sagte "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker sagte "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "It seems like I'll have to defeat Du in a Mehr simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Du ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Thank Du for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Du were."

Discord sagte "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack sagte "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity sagte "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and sagte "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and sagte "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Nice Shades

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Who? Why? When?

Equestrian Spider-Man (Pilot/Preview)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Pilot: Origins

The Tag is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, Du two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...

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A Twist of Fates - Chapter 1: The Staff

posted by btflash

(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if Du want to track the story Mehr easily. I'll Mehr often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a Zufällig stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing Mehr interesting in the...

2

A Twist of Fate - Prologue

posted by btflash

The procedures continued, Tag after day.

Ponies cried out in agony, their essences tearing away from themselves.
Others cried out in fear as lives were changed, destinies rewritten, and fates overtaken.
She couldn't bother to silence them. She deserved to hear their screams. Longed to suffer for the torment she delivered.

This was Her life. Forcibly changing fates had become her duty.
Her task in the name of Equestria.
Her constant sin for a higher purpose.
Some would say Her efforts were for the good of secrecy, peace, and safety. However, She couldn't help feeling a sense of detachment towards what...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, oder else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling Du fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was marmelade packed. Every hole on the course had at least one pony playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied Von 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do Du know?
Otis: On the last hole, Du broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 9 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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oben, nach oben six worst shippings

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...

Applejewel

added by Tunder2510

Source: Me

CHiPs Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the Weiter pony we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do Du want boss?
Gordon: We need Du to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...

CHiPs Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: Du feel alright? Can Du drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: Du were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with Du until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...

CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit Von sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: Du know it's not really a safety car if Du keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But Du don't need to crash into us. Du f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are Du talking about? Your car...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE (Canada24's version)..

posted by Canada24

Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a Liebe story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 89 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought Du sagte there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....

oben, nach oben 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked Von all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Fans label Iron Will as a...

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Home- Oneshot 2/2

posted by alinah_09

____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw orange hair and smaragd green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the pony offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be Mehr serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have Du here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, regenbogen Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) Du can call me "anything Du want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but Du could call me "anything Du want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...