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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created Von me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sagte "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sagte "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

regenbogen Dash sagte "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sagte "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sagte "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle sagte "This cake should be much better than your Zurück cake."

Mr. Cake nervously sagte "I'm sorry about selling Du a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack sagte "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and sagte "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It seems like Du arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike sagte "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased Von Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He sagte "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker sagte "This is Mehr than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord sagte "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Welcome Discord. I hope that Du enjoy your birthday party."

Discord sagte "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Du didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and sagte "It's nice."

Fluttershy sagte "Thank goodness."

Discord sagte "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "What are Du talking about?"

Discord sagte "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord sagte "Because I Liebe chaos. Du wouldn't understand. Ponies like Du take away the fun in life Von being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord sagte "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised Von the ponies and Discord, but he was amused Von it. The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Du hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie sagte "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker sagte "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and sagte "I'm Discord. I Liebe chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker sagte "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and sagte "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and sagte "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She sagte "Why did Du call me that?"

The Joker sagte "I'm sorry to confuse Du Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and sagte "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to regenbogen Dash and sagte "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker sagte "Rarity Du remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity sagte "Why?"

The Joker sagte "Because Du both think that you're better looking than Du actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker sagte "It seems like Du forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike sagte "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and sagte "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and sagte "I Liebe this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker sagte "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and sagte "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Du ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and sagte "I want Du 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Du disappear."

Rarity angrily sagte "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack sagte "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie sagte "Are Du going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker sagte "Actually I'm going to take Du with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Why would Du sell us?"

The Joker sagte "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Du will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously sagte "Are Du actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker sagte "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He sagte "Can Du at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and sagte "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily sagte "Then I must stop Du Joker."

The Joker sagte "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to schlagen, punsch the Joker, but he missed. Discord sagte "Can Du stay put so I can schlagen, punsch you?"

The Joker sagte "I would Liebe to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord sagte "You hurt me."

The Joker sagte "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord sagte "It appears that Du can't take away the ponies now Du weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily sagte "I demand Du to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and sagte "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker sagte "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord sagte "It seems like I'll have to defeat Du in a Mehr simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Du ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Thank Du for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Du were."

Discord sagte "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack sagte "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity sagte "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle sagte "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and sagte "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and sagte "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what Weltraum had in store!
My Little Future
Until Du all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do Du know that Weltraum is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is Lesen a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, regenbogen Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her Von thinking she was a ghost. regenbogen Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are Du dreaming about the time Du thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope Du don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure Du don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th Artikel on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks apfel, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the Bücher I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because Du know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV Zeigen called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, Du don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. Du gotta make sure...
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Fernsehen shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the Liste is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop Zeigen they liked, and here are the Antworten we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes Du think I'd watch a Zeigen about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police Liebe their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for Mehr land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, oder mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do Du feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no Kommentar at the time.
Reporter: Why did Du let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her Tag in and out.I know Du guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and Du guys are going to hate me Mehr saying this. If Du think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when Du think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know Du guys hate me Von now so I'm ending the Artikel here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rosa curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several orange butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pony with a rosa mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of rosa hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton Süßigkeiten is a rosa pony with a dark rosa mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great Tag in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm Mehr powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, Du will do as I say, oder you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired regenbogen Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I sagte the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The Tag came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Friends sagte I was the Weiter element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have Du been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did Du check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. bär with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for apfel, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to Du about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't Du talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if Du talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want Du to know that I'm fine with Du seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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