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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, Du know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our Weiter episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apfel, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. Du have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with Du idiots?! Your organization is run Von a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do Du think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one Mehr time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my Tag went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's schloss at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once Du get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tee time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tee time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be Mehr careful, oder else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what Du mean, and I'll get it done. How much will Du pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into Foto Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD

"And, who is this regenbogen Dash?"

Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"

I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:

"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced Von Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."

I mean, is that humiliating?

I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.

Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
 Our beloved Fluttershy.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
(You may not get the references, but this will be a series. XD)

She would be:

For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link

For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link

For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link

For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.

For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link

I'll be posting Mehr of these soon. ^^
 Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
 Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
 Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
 Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while Du are there.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
Dawn Bright hung her head low as she entered the house. She didn't even look up when her little brother, Sky Shot, and dad, Quick Wing, asked her how it went. She stumbled up the stairs to her room. Inside, Pyro, the silver/ Gold dragon she had found as a baby, was dusting her bookshelves.

"So how'd it go," Pyro asked.

Dawn just groaned and leapt into bed. With that response the sarcastic little dragon replied, "Oh so it went amazing this Jahr and Du did not get grounded for a Monat from Bücher like last time?"

"No, worse," Dawn grunted.

Pyro answered, not able to keep the surprise from his voice,...
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posted by Teawanee
I'm bored and in a mod to do something with my pony OC, so here's her story. Enjoy I guess.

Nightlife was born to an earth pony mother, and Pegasus father in Baltimare. She was always a bit different. In school, she often had trouble staying awake. She was often teased because of her differences, so one Tag she ran away from home. She ran until L she couldn't anymore, and fell asleep. She woke up at night, and was amazed at everything she saw. Tiere and plants she'd never sen and rarely in ever even heard of, all beautifully lit Von the moon and stars. She was walking along and saw a racoon...
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Everypony is walking around the caves, looking for an exit.

"There has to be a way out of here", sagte Nashgear.

"I can sense an exit just around the corner", sagte Destiny.

As everypony turned the corner, they came face to face with a crystal wall.

"Maybe your senses are off.", sagte Constance.

Everypony sighed, except Smiley. "Come on, cheer up everypony! Remember Pinkie's song! ♪Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile!♪", Smiley kept singing.

"And I thought Pinkie was annoying...", mumbled Constance.

"We have to keep looking, everypony", sagte Nashgear. "I know we'll find someway out of here."

Bluehooves...
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"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her Friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"You won't get away with this", sagte Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the thron room encased in green goo.

"Don't Du see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing Du can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.

-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. Du have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, Einhörner and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in Du and your team's hooves!
posted by StarWarsFan7
Let's all congratulate shadirby on her win!


Congratulations on winning, shadirby! How did Du feel when Du found out Du won?
Oh my gosh, I was overjoyed that Du guys liked what I do on here. Thank you, so much!

Who is best pony?
Octavia, of course.

Who is best pony out of the Mane Six?
Rarity.

Who is best pony out of minor/background ponies?
Octavia

Who is your Favorit Cutie Mark Crusader? Sweetie Belle

Princess Celestia, Luna oder Cadance?
Luna, for sure.

Do Du sound like any pony?
I can do regenbogen Dash pretty well...

Doctor Whooves oder Derpy Hooves?
I'd have to say Doctor Whooves.

What is your...
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p.s.this is an episode that i came up with.pinkie pie: oh my gosh! I can't believe were going to the gala already! twilight:calm down pinkie. rarity: you're not the only one who's exited pinkie, I heard that the famous elusive would be there. apfel, apple jack: I heard that I'm gonna have some competion. they say that one of the farm ponies from fillydalphia is gonna be there. regenbogen dash: come on guys it's not that big a deal. all: not a big deal!(theme song) fluttershy: um, excuse me, rarity? rarity: ah fluttershy! come here i have a new dress for you. fluttershy: oh is that what Du wanted me...
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After QC was vanquished, my Friends got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from Queen Chrysalis", sagte Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? Mehr like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight oder they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted Von the cute animals, they all had to hunt for Essen and that meant killing Tiere they all found Essen but not Fluttershy but the Tiere were her Friends so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and regenbogen saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are Du guys here", regenbogen asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", sagte AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", sagte PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity sagte while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a Monat ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell Du Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we teilt, split them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, Du see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and Einhörner have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on oben, nach oben of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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I shut the doors and windows to my baum bibliothek and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I Liebe Du and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah Du should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for Weiter train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff showed Pete the Lost letters.

Pete: So Du saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: Du know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...
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posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
oder perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one Tag return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' Liebe eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The Weiter Tag at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could Du please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, Du can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our fohlen, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here Du are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my schreibtisch in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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