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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, Du know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our Weiter episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apfel, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. Du have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with Du idiots?! Your organization is run Von a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do Du think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one Mehr time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my Tag went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's schloss at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once Du get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tee time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tee time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be Mehr careful, oder else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what Du mean, and I'll get it done. How much will Du pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into Foto Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to Du about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell Du what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenbogen Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Du be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna Zeigen the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The pfirsich pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, Du know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that Du quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never sagte anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess Du should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: Du should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. Du could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for Du to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three Minuten later. “Wow, how did Du manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, regenbogen Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: Du must of been counting your blessings Chimney. Du made bail.


Patrol board member: Do Du believe, in your best judgment, that Du have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like Du can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, Du let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out Du two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, Du have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. Du could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice Tag in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: Du sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are Du girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause Du only been here a week, and Du keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good Tag at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* Du know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, Von looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask Du a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that Du wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a Fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, oder something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello Du two, what can I help Du with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, Du decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after regenbogen Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do Du know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want Du to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go Von the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD