Jerry
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Du Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
regenbogen Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Du didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Du ladies are not allowed to fight.
regenbogen Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Du saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
regenbogen Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Du have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
regenbogen Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Du insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's schloss in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is regenbogen Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Du want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Du should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, oder not. Du must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry sagte we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
regenbogen Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Du want?
regenbogen Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Du three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Du belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington
