Applejack, Gilda, regenbogen Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Du Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
regenbogen Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Du didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Du ladies are not allowed to fight.
regenbogen Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Du saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
regenbogen Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Du have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
regenbogen Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Du insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's schloss in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is regenbogen Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Du want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Du should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, oder not. Du must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry sagte we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
regenbogen Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Du want?
regenbogen Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Du three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Du belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Du Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
regenbogen Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Du didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Du ladies are not allowed to fight.
regenbogen Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Du saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
regenbogen Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Du have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
regenbogen Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Du insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's schloss in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is regenbogen Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Du want to talk about?
regenbogen Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Du should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, oder not. Du must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry sagte we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
regenbogen Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Du want?
regenbogen Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Du three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Du belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make Du fall in Liebe with the first person Du see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her schloss to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the blume and falls in Liebe with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a rosa wolke of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how Liebe is something that cannot be forced.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a rosa wolke of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how Liebe is something that cannot be forced.